Wouldn't it be awesome if we lived in a world where guys could get pregnant? And by "awesome", I mean kind of terrible. I think it's hilarious that whenever a female celebrity's stomach sticks out a little, the tabloids immediately begin to shout "OMG, it's a baby bump!" What if Hollywood's leading hunks, like George Clooney, were victim to such headlines? I'm not askin', I'm just askin'.
Even with a tiny bit of extra padding, I would still totally do George Clooney. When is he going to come out of the closet? I'm not implying he's gay or anything, I'm just saying that he should literally come out of my closet and fuck the hell out of me.
– Dewitt
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