I must be having the least horny day imaginable, because these pictures of Chris Ryan are doing nothing for me. Zip! Zilch! Nada! He has all the right components to put a tent in my pants—handsome face, big pecs, killer smile, awesome nipples, abit of fur, those crazy “V” oblique/whatever muscle-things… Yet my dick still isn’t reacting to him.
Should I be worried? Am I really racist against blondes? Is this photo shoot too tame for my whorish eyeballs? Should I go masturbate to that scene of Kennedy Carter and his boyfriend (again), in order to ensure everything’s working properly down there? I’m having a crisis here, guys! Stop touching yourself (to Chris Ryan’s pics), and please help me out.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Brian Fitzsimmons
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What? He’s perfect…
Yeah, if Chris’s fuzzy chest and nipples aren’t doing it for you, I’m thinking there’s something seriously wrong with your wee-wee.
But after seeing how ridiculously cute you are in that CyberSocket Awards footage, I will be more than happy to come over to Manhunt HQ and “help you out” with your…um, little problem! 😉
You’re one of my favorite commenters. Have I ever told you that, Tommy? MUAH.
From the waist up he is a ten but waist down baggy nothing to get the imagination excited about. At least make it look like a hard on exist in those baggys shorts
if i cud of only figured out which oine you were, i saw some HOT guys on that post, i think i know who, but then i was not really sure.
where is he
and where can i get me one! 😉
Sounds like you’ve become so completely consumed with the appearance of a guy that you can’t even appreciate the sheer physical presence that he represents. Look deeper, beauty is only skin deep.
Those aren’t chest implants?
Well, he’s not quite perfect….he still has some clothes on.
Perhaps it’s the handbag he is swinging. Too matchy matchy?
Generic pretty boy. Does nothing for me, either!
He’s perfect…the blonds rule the world!!!
Love it…he looks very hot AND real, versus some of the photoshop boys on here.
He can swing my kettle ball anytime!
Awww, thanks! *blushes*
LOVE this site. Thanks for all your hard work that keeps me hard, at work!
Very hot!!
One hot male specimen. That chest and face to die for. Or at least to lick for. But what is with the scrubby shorts. How I wish I could see HIM in a pair of compression shorts or a speedo. Yeah That would be HOT.
gorgeious, but loose the shorts
it must be the plaid board shorts…
i would like to date him! whoa!!!
moobs… (done in my best Austin Powers impression… the one with the mole)