Hands down, the highlight of last week was muscle jock Spencer‘s bottoming debut on Sean Cody. I thought they were going to make us wait to see his hairy hole get poked, but NOPE! Within a week, we saw that ass getting plowed by gorgeous male specimen Brandon. It was enough to overshadow Mike De Marko, Dario Beck and beefy newcomer Bruiser. It may or may not have been the best experience of my life. (Too soon to tell!)
Of course, as far as numbers are concerned, True Blood came out on top. A Straight Guys Are Gay post about Sam and Bill’s homoerotic fling took top honors as this week’s Most Popular post. Then, just a day later, the lovable oaf known as Jason Stackhouse followed in Sam’s footsteps and experienced his own naughty dream.
Gay porn’s ultimate silver fox, Allen Silver, made us all realize we have a weird daddy complex, but as far as fur is concerned, this week belonged to the bears. Pretty boy Tom Goss released a song about them, The Sword called our favorite country boy Drake Jensen “fat”, porn cub John Thomas remained hot, and muscle bear Hunter Marx made our holes twitch.
Speaking of which, we encountered quite a few large penises last week, from Kevin Crows to Lukas Ridgeston and then, the biggest of them all, Boomer Banks. Seriously! We can’t wait to see that enormous rod in action.
Long story short, it was another great week, and we’re looking forward to what the next few days will bring us. Perhaps Cocky Boys will release a new erotic ballet series based on the plight of Jett Black, or maybe I’ll get a huge paycheck for the number of straight guys I’ve banged over the years… You’ll never know if you don’t keep reading!
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Next Door Buddies
Take a look at last week’s best posts below:
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MOST POPULAR:
1. Straight Guys Are Gay: The Best Scene Ever On “True Blood”
2. Army V. Navy Fuck
3. What’s The Ultimate Gay Vacation Spot?
4. Joe Gage’s “Dad Gets Into Trouble” Tackles More Taboos, Solidifies Allen Silver’s Status As Gay Porn’s Ultimate Silver Daddy.
5. Losing My Virginity Was Not This Easy.
6. If I Had $100 For Every Straight Guy I Fucked…
7. Boomer Banks: Is This The Hugest Dick In Porn?
8. “Do You Think You Could Take All That Cock?”
9. Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Hunter Marx
10. The Locker Room: Rejoice, It’s ESPN Magazine’s “Body Issue” 2013!
11. Mike De Marko Was Last Week’s Hottest Cock Slut.
12. The Ten: Kayne Lawton Rides On Top of Hudson’s Beer Can Thick Dick
13. Is This The Lukas Ridgeston Comeback We’ve All Been Waiting For?
14. Taken From Tumblr: Preppie Guys Look Like Dicks But Can Be Sexy
15. If You Like Muscle Jock Beefiness, Then You NEED To Meet Bruiser.
16. Everything Butt: Spencer’s Fuzzy Muscle Cheeks
17. Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Dario Beck
18. True Blood: Jason Stackhouse and The New Guy Shave Together And It’s Very Homoerotic
19. In Bed With Colby Keller: Better Butt Pics
20. Royal Winnipeg Ballet Won’t Let Jett Black Be Great
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MOST DISCUSSED:
1. Tom Goss’ “Bears”: Do Gays Really Require A Song Letting Them Know It’s Okay To Like Fat Guys?
2. In Which The Maverick Men Fuck A Teenage Fan…
3. Could This #TWINKE Handle #THICKE’s (Allegedly) Big Dick?
4. Taken From Tumblr: Preppie Guys Look Like Dicks But Can Be Sexy
5. Boomer Banks: Is This The Hugest Dick In Porn?
6. Losing My Virginity Was Not This Easy.
7. Is This The Lukas Ridgeston Comeback We’ve All Been Waiting For?
8. FYI: Steve Grand Is Not The First Openly Gay Man To Sing Country Music, So Get The Fuck Off His Dick & Hop On Drake Jensen’s.
9. Hot or Not: Chastity Devices
10. Quickie: Is Harry Louis’ Hotness Obscured By That Bang?
11. Joe Gage’s “Dad Gets Into Trouble” Tackles More Taboos, Solidifies Allen Silver’s Status As Gay Porn’s Ultimate Silver Daddy.
12. Mike De Marko Was Last Week’s Hottest Cock Slut.
13. The Locker Room: Rejoice, It’s ESPN Magazine’s “Body Issue” 2013!
14. Everything Butt: Spencer’s Fuzzy Muscle Cheeks
15. True Blood: Jason Stackhouse and The New Guy Shave Together And It’s Very Homoerotic
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THIS WEEK’S BEST BESTIES:
1. The Sword
2. BuzzFeed
3. Wicked Gay Blog
4. Kenneth In The (212)
5. Queer Me Now
6. Banana Guide
7. Queerty
8. Boy Culture
9. !! omg blog !!
10. Maverick Men
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BONUS – Ray Diaz bottoms for James Huntsman at NEXT DOOR BUDDIES:
Another fine week indeed. It’s good to have you back and serving us all this cock, ass, face and fucking of hairy holes. You just had to miss that…had to I’m sure.
Keep up the good work.