In a desperate bid for attention, former Big Brother 10 house guest Steven Daigle will be going bareback in Treasure Island Media‘s upcoming release CUM WHORE. It’s of my personal opinion that the film might as well be called SCUM WHORE, because beyond the great Paytongate […]
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The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Hot & Horny Cops
Are you tired of us telling you about awesome gay porn sales? Well, too damn bad! Next Door Buddies is offering a 50% off discount for the duration of September, because I guess they heard it was my birthday month and wanted to do something nice […]
“Come On, Pussy Boy! You’re Gonna Take A Fucking Dick.”
In this clip that quite obviously gave me a boner, Harley Everett plays a personal trainer who’s more concerned with working out his client’s asshole than the rest of his muscles. Dan Daley is the lucky “pussy boy” taking his “fucking dick”, and if you […]
The Locker Room: The Sexiest Athletes of 2012
What a year it was for hot athletes! After all, we had the 2012 Olympics! I hope you didn’t allow yourselves to be distracted by that cunt Russell Brand destroying The Beatles and a Spice Girls reunion during that crazy opening ceremony. There were so many […]
The Locker Room: Phillipp Boy
Phillipp Boy is a German gymnast who competed in London this summer, and we should be ashamed ourselves for leaving him out of our Olympic Hot Fucker coverage. It doesn’t like like he took the podium for medals this go-round, but who gives two shits? […]
Matthew Mitcham Is The Cutest Olympian
It’s true. He just edges out Tom Daley. Tom doesn’t perform songs on a ukele on YouTube. He also isn’t a newly revealed d-bag like Ryan Lochte. Matthew MITCHAM (finally getting the spelling right, you guys do know I’m not the only fool that was […]
Everything Butt: Scotty Dean
For all I can tell, people only care about two things related to the 2012 London Olympics—men’s gymnastics and speedos. While you won’t get any of the former in this Everything Butt feature about gay porn newcomer Scotty Dean, you’ll at least start off with […]
Who Would You Rather?: 2012 U.S. Olympic Men’s Freestyle Wrestling Team
July 27 is the day of the 2012 Summer Olympics Opening Ceremonies. It’s not a problem that there is no air conditioning in my living room, because the weeks of incredibly fit athletes running, flexing, diving, flipping, and wrestling would have gotten me all overheated […]
Who The Hell Won?: Week of 4/16/12
I’m going to start a Tumblr called Hot Athletic Champions Biting Their Medals. Then I’m going to start one called Hot Athletic Champions Biting Superimposed Penises. By the way, that’s future “The Locker Room” selection Matthew Mitcham. He’s the openly gay diver, so you know […]