Imagine getting stuck in the office with your hot coworker. You both swivel your desk chairs toward one another, as if you’re two rugged cowboys facing off in an old school Western film. He whips his dick out, you whip your dick out. You each […]
Would You Hit That?: Idris Elba
Idris Elba pretty much has an open invitation to stick his dick in me whenever he wants. I will lick his balls, sit on his face and take him in every position imaginable (especially this one), all whilst grabbing onto his muscular round ass, pushing […]
Twink Tank: Billy Rubens
Equipped with an arsenal of sex toys, fresh young buck Billy Rubens shows off on the atrociously-decorated set of Eurocreme. Will his boyish face, smooth body and tight little hole be enough to distract you from the fact that he looks like he’s jerking off […]
Lana Del Rey: “Young and Beautiful”
The theme of Lana Del Rey‘s “Young and Beautiful” has been covered by greater artists over the years. “Will you still love me when I’m no longer young and beautiful?” she asks over a lush composition, and you’d like to think that would just make […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Gio Cruz
From the very beginning of this encounter, Gio Cruz makes it clear that he “owns” Justin King‘s mouth and ass. He doesn’t have to say a single word to establish said ownership. It’s all communicated through his actions—the way he fucks his throat, fingers his […]
Flipping Out: Luke Milan
It is scientifically proven (by my dick) that Luke Milan is one of the most beautiful porn stars in the industry right now. With the huge piece of meat swinging between his legs, Luke could have easily been typecast as a total top in all […]
Quickie: Scott Nevins
So get this. Scott Nevins showed up on our radar, and it was assumed that he was just a pretty face. And body. Nope. Dude’s an actor, writer, television host, producer, and celebrity interviewer. He’s got a lot going on. He hosts Tru Tv’s World’s […]
Let’s Get Kinky: Terry Gets Groped
Terry is a straight athlete who, for some odd reason, allowed the pervs at Groping Hands to strip him, fondle him, anally-violate him and feed him his own cum. We’re not going to ask why he submitted himself to such an intrusive process! We’re not […]
Willam Belli’s “Rupaulogize”
You can say one thing about Willam Belli. She’s not one to turn down a marketing opportunity. One of the more notorious RuPaul’s Drag Race contestants, Willam turned his coinage of the term “rupaul-ogize” from the Season 4 finale into a sure-to-be hit single. Willam […]
Woof Alert: Tavi Morrison
Last week, I posted a pic of Tavi Morrison‘s big hairy, jockstrap-clad ass on my Tumblr. The response was so overwhelmingly positive that I opted to share three additional pics, which wound up getting even more love from Tumblr’s horny cub enthusiasts. Although I initially […]











