Hey, remember back in the day when singers actually knew how to sing? Of course you don’t! You’re too busy getting wasted and rubbing your ass crack on stripper poles to shit like this. Why would you ever want to go back a few decades […]
Popular Demand: The Week of, Ugh, I Need Butt.
This is the sequel to the previous Popular Demand post “The Week of, Ugh, I Need Cock“, in which I couldn’t focus on writing an introduction because I was so fucking horny. Seriously, I’m two seconds away from taking an extremely early lunch break, signing […]
The Amateur Hour: Boyfriends On Cam (Part II)
If you haven’t noticed from the past few editions of The Amateur Hour, I’ve become a little obsessed with the videos from amateur hot spot Post Him. While perusing the site over the weekend for new clips to save to my computer’s “spank bank” folder, […]
Quickie: Leonardo Almeida
As crazy as it may sound, I was sold on Leonardo Almeida from a picture where he’s fully clothed. You might be able to figure this out for yourself, but I’ll tell you anyway—it’s the one where he’s wearing a dark green t-shirt and a […]
In Praise of Connor Maguire, Jocks, Rimjobs & Axel Flint’s Deliciously Fuzzy Hole
Like I mentioned this past Saturday, you really need to go watch Jimmy Fanz‘s two latest scenes with Josh Long and Shawn Wolfe on Raging Stallion. I’m saying this as a friend (or at least a friend to your penis). As your masturbation enabler, I […]
Celebrity Skin: Ryan Kwanten’s Butt In Not Suitable For Children
The entire plot of True Blood basically revolves around finding excuses to get Ryan Kwanten naked, so it might be hard to get it up for these butt shots from the 2012 film Not Suitable For Children. I discovered this bit of celebrity nudity while […]
Oral Only: Three Creamy Loads For A Hungry Cocksucker
Does anyone love cum more than Colorado couple Seth Chase and Aaron French? Along with nearly every other gay porn site on the planet, the pair offered a huge discount on their sites Seth Chase, SUCK off GUYS, FUCK off GUYS and Bareback Place this […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Christian Wilde (II)
If you believe everything my dick has to say—and why shouldn’t you—Christian Wilde‘s bottoming debut was quite feasibly “The Best In The History of Butts“. Fortunately, the sight of his fuzzy virgin hole getting plunged for the first time didn’t magically destroy our desire to […]
Manhunt Man Of The Week: italianspunk
italianspunk! That’s our kinda Manhunt profile name! He’s from Australia, and notes that he’s got some porn in his past. Can you ID him?We’re also wondering if he managed to get that time he was tied to a tree and “used” on video. If YOU’D […]
The Many, Many Glorious Faces of Johnny Rapid (With A Dick Up His Butt, Obviously)
After last night’s double dose of double penetration, it might be unsettling to see Johnny Rapid with only one dick stuffed up his hairy young butt, especially when you’re so used to seeing him get double-stuffed like an Oreo. Rest assured, Johnny’s incomparable dick-riding skills […]











