Don’t give us that “HE’S not wearing a costume!” bullshit. Hugh Jackman is wearing clothes in that pic. That counts as a costume. He’s pretending to be a normal citizen as opposed to his true self. His true self is “brutally sexy muthafucka”. Our San […]
“Bareback Me, Please!” Is A Very Polite Title For A Hardcore Bareback Porn Series.
It shows how much I pay attention to the world of bareback porn, considering I wasn’t aware until last week that Bareback Me, Please! is an actual gay porn series existing in the world we live in. Truth be told? I couldn’t help but laugh […]
Sacha Baron Cohen Knows Freddie Mercury Led A Big Gay Life
This is why he just dropped out of the Freddie Mercury biopic he’s been set to star in since 2010. Deadline reports that Sacha Baron Cohen wanted to portray Mercury in all his gay majesty, but Mercury’s band Queen want a more “PG version” of […]
Hot Flash: Nik Dimopoulos & Richard Hedger
It’s pretty ludicrous that I’ve written multiple posts about a party that’s happening on the other side of the world, but Nik Dimopoulos and Richard Hedger have done an excellent job at churning out consistently sexy visuals for the Australian party TROUGHX. Between the models […]
Flipping Out: Tyson Tyler
If you haven’t already hopped on the Tyson Tyler bandwagon, then you need to get with the program and familiarize yourself with his big dick, handsome face and downright remarkable body. While you’re at it? You might as well familiarize yourself with his versatility. As […]
One Direction Just Super-Soaked Me With Their CUM! (After I Danced All Night To The Sound of Their BALLS On My Chin)
My hole is STILL sore from getting stuffed by all five Backstreet Boys over the weekend, but I was NOT going to say “no” when One Direction‘s manager called me up and asked if I could meet with the boys for a private party. Now, […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Woody Fox
Welcome to the Week of Good Dick! Technically, it started last night with our Cock-A-Doodle Do Me post on Girth Brooks, but please, let’s not dwell on such trivial details. What you need to know is that this glorious week continues tonight with gay porn […]
Three’s Company: Roger Lambert, Jack Harrer & Jim Kerouac Do It (Then Do It Again)
Can we all agree that it was a missed opportunity for me to name this series Three’s Cumpany? This thought occurred me after watching hot young fuckers Roger Lambert, Jack Harrer and Jim Kerouac go for two rounds on Bel Ami in a threesome complete […]
Quickie: Steve Grand
Things have kind of fallen off for “first openly gay country star” (but not quite) Steve Grand. After self-financing himself a viral video hit, his old modeling pics popped up (that’s a good thing) and the mean ole’ Internet turned on him for creating his […]
Everything Butt: Bobby Clark
Every time Bobby Clark bottoms, my desire to pound his ass increases incrementally. He’s got such a cute butt! I just want to pinch its cheeks and talk to it in a high-pitched voice, then bury my face in his crack and make him moan […]











