I wish I could say that English Guy is the worst gay porn pseudonym I’ve ever heard, but we live in a world where people like Epic Novell, Dick Handler, Beau Flexxx, Captain Smirk and Girth Brooks exist. Calling yourself English Guy doesn’t even come […]
Underwear Drawer: Omarius For Lewis & Marshall
Model Omarius is of mixed Egyptian and Russian heritage. That’s a combo we’ve never seen before and it results in hotness! Here he is modeling some swimwear (close enough to underwear) for Lewis and Marshall. We might have to start a new feature. “Egyptian and […]
Hot Or Not: Disembodied Voices, Imprisonment & Giant Dildos
Don’t you hate when that happens? You’re at the gym getting changed, and all of a sudden the door slams shut. And locks! By itself? No, this gym has criminal mastermind Ashley Ryder in a control room in the basement who loves to trap dumb […]
I Am Twerking As I Write This Post.
My body was not ready for DJ Fresh and Diplo‘s collaboration with Tampa rapper Dominique Young Unique. Upon indulging in this track from the Kick Ass 2 soundtrack, I felt the odd sensation to chug down some twerk soup and make a video like this […]
Three’s Company: Ty Roderick & Hayden Lourd Tag-Team Levi Karter’s Hungry Ass
Today seems like a good day to get tag-team fucked, right? To be completely frank with you, there’s not a single day I’d say “no” to that question. Getting tag-teamed ranks up there with rimming as one of my favorite sexual activities, and that’s coming […]
David & Blake: I Would Not Want To Live Next Door To These Hot, Noisy Bastards
Well, that was fast! We introduced you to blond, tattooed muscle jock David over the weekend, and now, just a few days later, he’s already doing another dude up the butt. Blake is the lucky fucker who gets to take his onscreen virginity, making for […]
The Locker Room: Eden Hazard’s Big Fat Badonka Donk Is Absolutely Delicious-Looking
Belgian soccer demigod Eden Hazard’s ass has its own Twitter. Your ass doesn’t get its own Twitter unless its two mounds of hunky flesh that are made of ass dreams. Eden plays for the Chelsea soccer club, and when his cakes bounce across the field, […]
9 Hot Jocks For You To Jizz Over
Since we were young gays and wanting to fuck the captain of the football team (fun fact – I fucked mine!), jocks have tackled us nude in our fap fantasies. Their aggressiveness, their competitiveness, their sports-sculpted asses…they’re the complete manly-man package. And baseball players are […]
A Short (But Sweet) Interview With Shawn Wolfe
You’ve met Shawn Wolfe already, right? The fuzzy, versatile gay porn star stormed onto the scene earlier this year, and while we initially thought we’d prefer him as a bottom, he won us over for good in a homeless ass-eating extravaganza with Jimmy Fanz (whose […]
He’s Gay: Ben Whishaw
Ben Whishaw? Who’s he? Well, he’s a critically acclaimed British actor who just came out of the closet. And he came out married! Whishaw’s rep confirmed that he and his husband, composer Mark Bradshaw, were married in a civil ceremony last year. You’re still going […]











