“I like to be told what to do. I’m pretty much a submissive little slut.” That was the line that sold me on Christian Cayden, a Next Door Male newcomer who proves he’s a man of his word by riding a big dildo and cumming […]
The debate is still open on whether shower sex is Hot or Not. My personal opinion, no matter how much water I get up my nose, will always be “yes”. Though it became clear to me that I might be in the minority, when a […]
A bearded fellow in a baseball cap positions himself stomach-down on his bed with a donut resting on his right ass cheek. We are overcome with indecision, regarding what we should do with our mouths. Do we lick all the way up his thick, fuzzy […]
This pairing drives me wild. First, you’ve got Hans Berlin with his thick muscular build, uncut meat and a pair of thoroughly beefy cheeks. He’s teamed up in a scene with Kayden Gray, a man who comes equipped with a lean build, a massive uncut […]
You lovable scamps! Here’s three hetero personal trainers rolling around in bed together, slapping ass and rubbing crotches. Why not go all the way? Lose the boxer briefs. Explore each other’s bodies. Spit works just fine as lube. You can act like absolutely nothing happened […]
This has been a terrible year for gay porn retirements! For those of you keeping score at home, we’ve lost Josh Long, Jake Deckard, Leo Domenico, Tristan Jaxx, Mick Lovell, Marco Sessions, Anthony Romero and, for better or worse, Cody Cummings, Spencer Fox, Jake Genesis, […]
I did not think Sean Cody could do better than the hairy ass of Randy this week! They have proven me, Dewitt’s Dick, wrong by bringing back Spencer to get fucked again. My head exploded so many times when he lost his virginity to a […]
ITEM – Bradley Cooper will reportedly play doping, dream-killing cycling bully Lance Armstrong in a biopic. The good news is Bradley Cooper in one of those singlets with his ass perched on a bike seat. The bad news is blech, Lance Armstrong. I hope he’s […]
Another day, another hour spent watching headless dudes jerk off on the internet. Life! It’s weird. But rather than boring you with an existential crisis, I thought I would direct your attention to the guy calling himself hornycapedcrusader on XTube. He doesn’t actually wear a […]
OH, y’all bitches thought Boulangerié Knowles was DONE writing about porn? FUCK NO! Since I am all about chasing that good DICK, I’m starting a petition for the whole world to get FUCKED by gay porn star Austin Wilde. Tell every motherfucker you know on […]
