This is coming from someone who’s seen a lot of porn. Really, though, Chris Salvatore‘s smile is better than watching some hot muscle jock or hairy DILF pretend to have gay sex for the first time. I came to this conclusion after catching his latest […]
He’s no Drew Brody or David Ken, but kickboxer twunk Daniel James has a decent piece of meat lurking in his shorts. Hard Brit Lads claims he’s packing nine solid, uncircumcised inches. While we’re dumb enough to believe them, we’re counting down the seconds until […]
Although my Spanish is a little rusty, I somehow managed to grasp one important nugget from enlostreinta‘s profile on Manhunt—“SEXO CASUAL?? Porque no??” For those of you who are less fluent in Spanish than I am, that basically means he’s open to casual sex. This […]
Nine out of ten dentists have agreed that Eminem is a hot piece of DICK, and the tenth dentist can shove a toothbrush up his ASSHOLE, because he is wronger than anyone has ever been WRONG. My boo Marshall Mathers is serving up Beastie Boys […]
Arguably, the hottest thing about this scene has nothing to do with 23 year-old straight jock Drake. His thrusts are somewhat tentative and uninspired when he fucks, yet they’re still enough to get Quinn stiff as a rock, dripping pre-cum from the tip of his […]
You might remember Sawyer as Jeremy from Spunk Worthy, the clean-cut frat boy who forced us to coin the term “yeti butt“. Though he changed his name for his Chaos Men debut, everything else is pretty much the same. There’s still a forest of dark […]
Joe Mazza is always shooting the hot guys with beards. Remember the hairy gorgeousness of Andy Cross? This is Simon and he made my dick twitch when his “I’m going to fuck you unconscious in my sling” glare turned into an adorable smirk. And then he flings […]
Just last Wednesday, I was downright scandalized by Matthew Stevens‘ refusal to do the right thing and jizz on Rich Kelly‘s bushy beard. It was an insult to my dick for such perfectly thick, dark facial hair to exist in this world without a hot […]
FUCK! I must be really hung up on being called “daddy“, because I’ve been craving a tight twink ass to devour and probe. Of course, the million dollar question is, where can I find boys like Jacob Dixon, Billy Munday and Dylan Marks in the […]
You might have seen this at last night’s VMAs. That’s Lockhart Brownlie. He’s Katy Perry‘s badonka donk-blessed backup dancer. Fiery hot, he kept my attention the entire time during Katy’s closing number. Bitch could have been covering a G.G. Allin song, and I wouldn’t have […]
