Some folks consider Labor Day the unofficial end of the summer season, so with that in mind, is there a more appropriate time than now to buck down and decide, once and for all, which song defined the past few months for you? Popular opinion […]
Jesse Jackman Remains Flawless
It’s a shame Jesse Jackman, salt and pepper chest hair and all, can’t be cast in an intergenerational fuck scene for this contest you should be entering right now. We would have loved to see him play “daddy” with a younger porn star, as he […]
The Ten: Oh No! Randy & His Yeti Butt Are Coming After Ginger Sex God Seth Fornea.
It’s a good week for any new contestants on The Ten! Previous champions Kayne Lawton and Serge Henir are being retired from the countdown, making extra room for two additions to the top five. This development also bodes well for Chris Salvatore and Sean Cody model Randy, […]
Everything Butt: Jake Jensen
Jake Jensen in a 21 year-old Irish student living in Melbourne, and he’s got a particularly nice hairy blond bum. It sort of reminds me of my own butt, which is a weird and slightly egotistical thing to say when you’re talking about someone you […]
Quickie: Gabriel Garcia
Couldn’t you just watch Gabriel Garcia sensually feel himself up under a waterfall all day? Maybe not “all day”. Maybe for a couple of minutes before you tear off his shorts and ravage him right then and there. Photographer Adrian C. Martin really captured that […]
Flipping Out: Max Ryder
When I see blond hair and a twinky build, my immediate instinct is to scream “BOTTOM”. This is awfully hypocritical coming from someone who’s blond, used to be twinky and didn’t get in touch with his versatility until he was 21 years-old, but the fact […]
Underwear Drawer: Bulges For Charity
It’s for a good cause! At least that’s what you’re probably saying to yourself in a hesitant fashion while watching the video below. This is an ad for Benefits Cosmetics mascara, featuring Vinny from Jersey Shore and former jerkoff porn star Simon Rex. It’s all […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Damian Boss
Damian Boss has a great cock. Period. It’s the appropriate length and girth for you to look at it and go, “Oh, I would very much like that inside of me”, without being concerned that it’ll destroy your ass with its monstrous presence. While it […]
10 Men Who Will Make You Want To Book A Vacation To Spain
Well, now I have another reason to brush up on my Spanish skills! Though I didn’t realize this before today, my next vacation will involve a sexual expedition to Spain, in order to offer some personalized “customer service” to the Manhunt members who live there. […]
Pat Robertson To Sell Signature Line Of “AIDS Infector Rings” On QVC
For those of you who missed the sarcasm in my “David Beckham is a bog beast” post from earlier this week, THAT HEADLINE IS SARCASM. Or snark. I always get them confused. It’s fiction! I made it up! The 700 Club’s homophobic hobbit-in-residence Pat Robertson […]











