A couple of weeks ago, the Dieux du Stade calendar for 2014 was previewed in a new promotional video, and now the actual calendar is on sale here for a mere € 26.60. Isn’t it interesting how the French have figured out a way to sell […]
Pardon Me While I Masturbate To The New Big Dipper Music Video…
Everyone’s favorite hirsute, plus-size rapper Big Dipper is back with another raunchy music video! You might remember hearing the track itself, “Dick Hang Low”, in Boulangerié Knowles‘ blatantly fictional account of her interview with the Chicago-based rapper. The clip, filmed in Portland by Wayne Bund, […]
Would You Ever: Sleep With Someone To Get A Job?
In the new Randy Blue web-series Welcome To LA, Justin Owen plays an eager young man from Kansas who’s looking to make it big in Hollywood. After a brief and heartbreaking fling with Diego Sans, he wakes up the next day to head to his […]
My Brain Does Not Compute This Man’s Hotness.
No! I’m calling a conspiracy on this one. There is absolutely no possible way that Manhunt member shootphoto is a real, living, breathing human being. He’s 40 years old, versatile and currently residing in Saint Louis. Beyond that, all I can tell you is that […]
“Justin Devillier Sitting On Our Faces. That Is All.”
That was the subject heading of an e-mail from one of our sexiest readers. I had no idea who the hell he was talking about, but a quick Google search proved that I would quickly become infatuated with New Orleans chef Justin Devillier. Beard? Check. […]
Meet Randy, A 19 Year-Old Straight Marine With Cute Balls & An Incredibly Edible Ass
Is it even a compliment to call someone’s balls “cute”? Randy’s low hangers might not be as hefty as fellow Spunk Worthy model Preston, but there’s something about them that just makes you wanna tug on em’, lick on ’em and put ’em in your […]
Here’s Cut Copy’s New Single “Free Your Mind” Starring A Shirtless Alexander Skarsgård
Australian synth-pop group, Cut Copy, have just released the music video for their single “Free Your Mind”, the title track from their forthcoming album of the same name. As you’ll see below, it features the lovely Alexander Skarsgård. This is Cut Copy’s fourth album, and […]
Johnny Rapid: Butthole of The Year?
Major emphasis on the question mark up there! The big problem with nominating someone like Johnny Rapid for the 2013 Butthole of The Year award is that you never know what you’re going to get with him. One minute he’s shaved bare and playing up […]
Kellan Lutz Is Shirtless In Hercules: The Legend Begins
Here’s the trailer for Hercules: The Legend Begins, which stars Kellan Lutz, whose chest and arms you may remember from the Twilight films. Basically, these ancient Greek/Roman epic blockbuster films are, at this point, a mixture of the Gladiator/Spartacus “hero’s journey” mixed with the love […]
Get Fucked In Time With Your Favorite Porn Bottoms
I emailed Dewitt the other day about the cumOmatic, this product that doesn’t exist yet that claims to be the next evolution of sex toys, and his response was that it “seems very ominous”. The idea is that you stick their product in your butt […]











