Cooper Reed couldn’t get enough of Johnny Rapid‘s sweet boy pussy after double-penetrating him in prison alongside Landon Conrad, so he took a page out of Marcus Ruhl‘s handbook and bought a creepy sex doll in his likeness! Of course, since that wasn’t nearly strange […]
It’s time for you to design your fantasy orgy! The rules are rather simple—1) There are no rules, 2) There are no rules, and 3) There are no rules. You can invite anyone living, dead or fictional, whether he (or she, or ze) is an […]
Bet you cocksluts didn’t know that Taylor Lautner played for OUR team. It’s true.When he’s not making shitty movies, he’s here in Boston putting on cleats and taking the field. Ok, that’s really Jacoby Ellsbury. He’s like Taylor Lautner at center field but hotter and […]
An interesting fact about sexy Los Angeles Angels pitcher CJ Wilson is that he’s straight-edge. This means he abstains from alcohol and drugs. You never have to worry about him throwing up in your car or stealing your shit to afford pharmaceuticals (it happens). The […]
