You don’t need me to say a bunch of words about this guy. This man is captivatingly, nearly hauntingly beautiful. I kinda can’t look away. That’s a man who could do what he wanted with me. Shit. -tyler
Late Run: Gabe LaDuke
Gabriel Cross is RIPPED
I’m gonna go ahead and straight up tell you that it’s RIDICULOUS that Gabriel Cross isn’t a WAY bigger deal. This little tight-bodied fucker is muscly, amazingly fun to watch fuck OR get fucked, and basically the PICTURE of English Rose beauty. If you can […]
#FrozenChook
This is too weird for me, so I don’t have a ton of commentary on it. Basically #FrozenChook is the new planking? I guess? Except way more naked? But not fun-naked since you almost never seen ANY fun bits at all? The gist is that you’re […]
TBT: Arpad Miklos is on Rick Santorum’s Gay Porn Face!
This one is an oldie but a goodie. I don’t know why we haven’t seen more of this sort of thing featuring the whole clown car of Republican hopefuls that’s still under the group impression they’re going to be president. But good ol’ Rick Dogfucker […]
Morning Wood
Morning wood: A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brain enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection. Good morning! The always beautiful Micah […]
Openly Gay Country Star Steve Grand Has Big Arms, Is Not Basic
Pumpkin Spice on the way! #praisebe for filters, Greenroom photoshoots, and being #notbasic Lighting credit: Lawd Gawd Jesus A photo posted by Steve Grand (@stevegrandmusic) on Oct 11, 2015 at 7:04pm PDT Well alright. Good to know. Steve is still around and pretty cute! […]
Walmart Accidentally Sells Gun Oil Dick Lube As Lube For Guns
Oh Walmart. You never cease to be a source of low cost/quality merchandise and mocking entertainment. I’m not lucky enough to live within reasonable distance of America’s largest money-printing consumer enterprise (did you know they make $1.8 million every hour of every day on average?), […]
Morning Wood
Morning wood: A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brain enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection. Good morning! Mike de Marko’s […]
Late Run: Big Dicked Army Dude
Rando tumblr grab, but I can’t stop staring. How totally beautiful is this man-cocked Army stud? Especially those eyes! WOOF, daddy. http://bigcrawdaddy.tumblr.com/post/130600202562 Unnnf. I wanna lick that man’s FACE. Fuck. It’s too late for this shit… I gotta go to bed. -tyler
Marco Marco at #LAFW2015 via the Underwear Expert
Underwear Expert this week released a new video on their youtube channel (subscribe here!) featuring fancy underpants designer Marco Marco doing some BTS interviews leading up to his next runway show on October 18th at LA Fashion Week. This is totally worth your 3.54 for […]