Morning Wood

Morning wood:

A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brain enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.
Good morning!


 

Good morning – er, um – Hunk Selfie… Google didn’t wanna tell me much about this dude. But I will share this: He is very cute. I do NOT like that he’s wearing flipflops in the gym, but I REALLY like how big his wang is. So I’d say it all evens out.

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Good morning, indeed.

 

*tongue emoji*

 

-tyler

8 thoughts on “Morning Wood

  1. Can one apply to be part of Morning Wood? I would love to represent men with disabilities.

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