Part of my job is watching a lot of fucking. And I realize, watching all that, that not everything is really FOR me. You know? I don’t know how to define what I like but it’s sort of like that obscure definition of obsenity – I […]
Too Big? or JUUUUUST Right?
This is probably an ironic juxtaposition with today’s morning wood post, but I’m dying to know MHD readers think it ‘ideal.’ Metro Weekly yesterday released survey results from ten countries asking respondents what they thought the “ideal” penis size was, and then compared that to […]
Morning Wood: May 6, 2016
Good morning, glorious uncircumcised penis. It’s Friday, and that thing is veiny and epic and amazing. And that tattoo looks suscpiously familiar, but I can’t place it: Do you know who this magnificent member belongs to? Good morning! – tyler
Bel Ami: Hot Even When It’s Not That Hot
Bel Ami was the first porn I ever spent money on when I was 18 years old. I bought a dvd from a catalog and it was mailed to my house where my father intercepted it and tried to give me a long, very confusing, […]
Another Episode of Great Scene/Crappy Trailer
Falcon seems like such a hit or miss situation. Sometimes they do GREAT shit like this and then other times it’s this mess. One way they ensure that I’m gonna watch though – good or bad – is putting someone like Gabriel Cross in their stuff. […]
Morning Wood: May 5, 2016
Good morning, JJ Knight. I don’t think you get nearly enough work, and I find you to be just irrationally attractive from all angles. I’ll do my best to get this new Cockyboys scene with you and Ricky up today, but in the meantime, woof: […]
We’re Still Tweaking It!
If you’ve popped into the site this week at all, you may have noticed that things don’t look quite like they have for the last six years. We’re in the middle of a total overhaul and while we’ve hit a few bumps in the road, […]
Jack Mackenroth is 47 MF’ing Years Old Somehow
We missed yet another hot guy (though I can’t say Big Dick since Mr. Mackenroth is very stingy with that side of things and I don’t know for sure) birthday this weekend and on April 29th, Jack Mackenroth turned 47. And a painting in an […]
You Had Me At “Dirty Sex Pig”
I still haven’t figured Stag Homme out from last week, but what I have definitely figured out from watching the full version of this Public Stags movie, is that whoever is cutting their trailers is not doing a good job. I said it. BAD JOB TRAILER […]
Morning Wood: May 1, 2016
Good morning, Keanu Neal, who I know nothing about except what it says in your wikipedia page (and OMFG am I really somehow almost TEN YEARS OLDER THAN YOU?! HOW??). Your big floppy football bulge is a Sunday morning inspiration: http://footballjockstraps.com/post/143174266921/keanu-neal IMHO, they […]











