Well, it looks like I’ll have to leave a memo to use more content from My Straight Buddy in next year’s Straight Guys Are Gay posts! The gay porn site, which actually isn’t very gay at all, took the top spot on our list of the […]
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Straight Guys Are Gay: Three Hot Guys Dancing
Here’s three dudes dancing shirtless for some sort of class. I probably would have gone on to get my masters if they had classes like this. They can’t dance. But they can flex. And they have no problem looking like they took it to somebody’s […]
Straight Guys In Germany Making Out To Battle Homophobia
GQ Germany, perhaps casting a side-eye over at Sochi, has created “Gentlemen Against Homophobia“. It’s a campaign featuring straight German celebs (including musician Herbert Grönemeyet, actors Ken Duken, Kostya Ullmann and August Diehl, and Olympian Julius Brink) making out to demonstrate how pedestrian it is for […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Two Guys Stripping To Shania Twain
Here are two cute guys busting out to Shania Twain in a store in the UK. They really get into it, shaking their asses and losing their shirts. The cuteness! It’s like watching two puppies ride a skateboard together! And when the proprietress scolds them, […]
“What Is It About Fucking Straight Guys That You Like?”
Austin Wilde‘s response to this question is classic! He pauses for a moment, then bluntly states to the cameraman, “That they like it so much, I think. I feel like Eli’s really going to like it.” You can judge for yourself whether Austin’s feelings wound […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Dancing & Stripping For You
There isn’t any type of gay in this video. But the dude is hot and dances badly in his underwear so close enough for our purposes. Those chocolate velvet sweatpants shouldn’t adorn ANYONE’S body, so his dropping them has multiple benefits. – J. Harvey Watch […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Marines Playing Football & Wrestling
Swear to whatever deity you like, I thought this was an actual vid of some Marine beef playing catch and then wrestling in short-shorts. It wasn’t until I saw a familiar figure in the background that light dawned on this marblehead, and I clocked that […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Drunk Naked Guy Gets Spanked With His OWN BELT
This beefy dude passed out on the lower bunk with no pants on (sounds like an invitation to me), and his buddies decided to strap his big white ass. My favorite part of this vid is when the spanked dude starts to sensuously massage his […]
Which Male Celebrities Do Straight Guys Want To Fuck?
Wait, what? Yeah, BuzzFeed asked some hetero dudes which male celebrities were the hottest. Hetero dudes who don’t give a fuck and answer this question honestly are admirable to me. I have straight guy friends who actually state “I can’t tell if a guy is […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Ass Slap At High Speed
Oh these scamps! Here’s a bunch of brahs seeing what happen when you drive by a mooning buddy at 75 mph and slap a pie on his ass. What happens is intense pain and blueberry juice permanently imprinted on a buttcheek. Way to not get […]