It’s nice to meet you. Look at you in those clingy shorts out on the deck. You look a little chilly, though. It’s nice that you’re showing off the guns, but come inside to warm up (I’m ignoring the cigarette cuz’ I want this fantasy […]
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Beefy Fuckers: I Really Need Ashton McKay To Bottom
Ashton McKay sends me places wherein I think the load I blow might knock pictures off my wall. He’s young, beefy, and startlingly sexy. Hi Ashton! BUT HE DOESN’T BOTTOM. Right? (Unless I missed something. That’s why I keep you guys as my porn detectives.) […]
Beefy Fuckers: Micah Brandt And Johnny V
Johnny V is having a helluva week. (I realize he probably didn’t film the two scenes of his I’m highlighting this week during the same time period but work with me). Just the other day, “The Blonde Flattop” was tapping Michael DelRay’s (Del Ray?) ass. […]
Beefy Fuckers: Sean Zevran And Derek Bolt Find The Perfect Fit
Oooooo, when possessors of two of the most perfect body parts in porn come together in a clumsy but accurate “tailor measuring me for a suit” scenario…it’s like a heretofore undiscovered holiday! Sean Zevran has a bee-yoo-tee-full cock. The “B” in Derek Bolt stands for […]
Beefy Fuckers: Blaze Gives Marcelo The “Bear” Necessities
Look who’s back on The Guy Site! It’s straight guy bear Blaze! Remember he was the beefy bearish straight dude running in place and playing with butt toys next to Guy Site regular Marcelo. Well, he’s back and it looks like his heterosexuality doesn’t prevent […]
Beefy Fuckers: Jaxton Wheeler Pummels Brandon Evans Into “Submission”
I was recently informed that I’m going to be ON SET for the shooting of an upcoming Colby’s Crew scene starring..wait for it…BEEF AMONGST BEEF Jaxton Wheeler! Jaxton is a beef monster! To say I’m psyched will be an understatement. (He might need to file […]
Beefy Fuckers: Brad Powers Ambushes Griffin Barrows In The Bathroom
Griffin Barrows is definitely the hardest working versatile bottom in the porn business. See? He’s so popular pornographically that dudes in ski masks are busting out of his shower to ravage his bouncy bubble butt. The guy in the mask is Bromo’s The Intruder, Brad […]
Beefy Fuckers: Bromo’s Got More Hot Guys Riding ATVs And Fucking
You know what to expect from Bromo’s Dirty Rider 2. Guys driving four-wheelers and then fucking each other. Piece of cake. Speaking of cake… Oh yeah, we got cake. That’s Ali and Kaden Alexander. Dirty riders! Ali is back in the woods, and this time […]
Beefy Fuckers: Jason Verio And Bruce Beckham Get Some “Caulke”
It’s the latest chapter in TitanMen’s political parody “Caulke For Free” and, surprise, it heavily features cock. Jason Verio is the dick-sucking lipped secret service agent watching all the sluttery when Bruce Beckham grasps Jason’s dick through his pants and asks him if he likes […]
Beefy Fuckers: Here’s Conan McGwire’s First Time With A Guy (Maybe…)
Conan McGwire is hhhhoootttttt. He’s a beefy fucker, all handsome and swole. According to the interview portion at the beginning of Straight Encounters: A True Story, Conan needed some $$$, so he asked his pal, Jake Davis, if he could fuck on film. Supposedly it […]