Continuing along with my recent streak of quoting modern R&B girl groups, I’m going to take a page out of TLC‘s handbook and say, “I don’t want no scrubs.” No, I’m not talking about the guys who are hanging out of the passenger side of […]
Everything Butt: Samuel O’Toole
In the span of nine months, a woman could get pregnant and have a baby. With that in mind, I’d like to announce to all of you that Samuel O’Toole is pregnant! Okay, so that’s totally a lie, but he did get a whole lot […]
Quickie: Josh Wald
If you’re one of the unlucky folks who doesn’t have Columbus Day off, you can at least celebrate (or not celebrate) the occasion by getting off. Of course, you should probably wait until you get home to engage in such activities, as we imagine your […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Threesomes (Part II)
In an unlikely turn of events, there are twelve contestants in this week’s edition of iPhone Wars. Obviously, this can only mean one thing–it’s time for another Battle of The Threesomes! We’ve rounded up three groups from Guys With iPhones, and it’s up to you […]
Random Question: Your Coming Out Story?
This sexy librarian may be so hung that he’s nearly coming out of his pants, but this post is about a different kind of coming out. You may have heard that today is National Coming Out Day, and we thought this would be a perfect […]
Drawn To You: J. Bone
How do you become the most awesome illustrator and comic book artist in the entire world? By making a paper doll of gay porn star Colby Keller, but of course. For additional bonus points, you can make a penis-hugging version of the same paper doll. […]
Aural Only: Far East Movement
Now that Far East Movement has slipped into second place on the Billboard charts, we should probably acknowledge their existence. The hip-hop foursome represents for the Asian-American community, and their latest single “Like A G6” has been blowing up in the clubs. When I first […]
Just The Tips: Ease Him In
In my experience, men who identify as straight, bisexual or “total tops” aren’t always comfortable with having their asses played with. While this may be due to a negative experience in the past, many of them have simply never had any experience at all. Frankly, […]
Must Watch: Peniplus
Are you a man who suffers from the condition of mono-penis (born with one penis)? Well, there’s a scientifically-proven remedy called Peniplus that will grow more penises all over your body! Just imagine having a penis on your head–being called a “dickhead” wouldn’t be quite […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Carlinho
We’re not all size queens! When we asked you whether huge cocks were hot or not, a good portion of you agreed that you’d rather have a rock-hard six inch cock than a floppy ten-inch monster. The results were actually pretty surprising, since we’re often […]