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The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Wilfried Knight’s Butt (And Bob Hager’s Face Buried All Up In It)

We hope you don’t mind picking hair out of your teeth, because today’s edition of The Cock Buffet concludes with an epic flip-fuck between Wilfried Knight and Bob Hager. Okay, okay! “Epic” might be a bit of an exaggeration, but you know I’m partial to […]

The Ten: Allen Silver Makes A Strong Debut, The Gronk and Markus Penetrate The Top Five & J.G.H. Reigns

Allen Silver, Rob Gronkowski and Sean Cody‘s Markus are the latest survivors of The Ten, as the three men join Ben Cohen and current champion Julian Gabriel Hernandez in the hopes of becoming the “Papaballsiest Man of The Moment”. This is Julian’s fourth consecutive round on […]

The Ten: Julian Gabriel Hernandez Continues To Slay All of Your Faves, Haters Receive Invitation To “Stay Mad”

You don’t even know how difficult it was to choose five new contenders for The Ten, our weekly countdown of the “Sexiest Men of The Moment”. In order to cater to your interests and provide a somewhat decent variety of options, we had to pass […]

Popular Demand: The Week In Which People Were Obnoxiously Vocal About Their Tattoo Hatred

Apologies in advance if the numbers on today’s Popular Demand aren’t up to date! My stupid car broke down on Friday night, so I’ll be spending this Monday morning at a mechanic (and it won’t be anywhere near as sexy as those “lube job” porno […]