We’re sure some of you Gleeks out there are sobbing into your Starbucks this morning with the news that Glee has expelled Chord Overstreet from McKinley High. It’s certainly not because he was an integral part of the story. It’s more likely because he’s fuckworthy, […]
Drawn To You: Zachari Logan
To make her class feel insecure about their artistic ability and body image, one of our crazy art professors would assign students life-size nude portraits. As a general rule, this would lead to sleepless nights and an awkward unveiling, in which nearly every male artist […]
Shay Michaels & Kyle King Will Cause Multiple ‘Gasms
Just look at these two! Bulging in their jockstraps and smirking their faces off, acting like they’re not giving me the biggest boner in the history of the universe. I mean, it’s a scientific fact that Shay Michaels and Kyle King are two of the […]
Celebrity Skin: Marc Blucas
Marc Blucas is an actor whom you MIGHT recognize from the Tom Cruise movie Knight and Day. More importantly, if you were a Buffy the Vampire Slayer fan, you know that he played Riley, Buffy’s college boyfriend whom everyone despised. Hey, they put him in […]
Quickie: Lucas Bernardini
Um, do you see that smile? That’s the kind of smile that can get a man pregnant. No, you didn’t read that wrong, and we stand by every word we just said. Lucas Bernardini‘s exclusive spread for Made In Brazil will get you pregnant. Just […]
Would You Hit That?: Kevin James
I sure as fuck would. So would my illustrious co-blogger. Kevin James is one of the hottest pieces of celebrity ass out there. True, I have an addiction to beef, but he’s got a killer smile and he’s so sweet-looking! I want to shove my […]
Hot Blooded: That Was Saucy
Did anyone else think this past Sunday’s episode of True Blood was way better than the premiere? Two words: NO FAIRYLAND. The fairy lore in this show is bringing me down (although I could use the ability to throw lethal glitter bombs). Lots of crazy […]
Caption This: Samuel O’Toole’s Dick With Headphones
This is a picture of Samuel O’Toole‘s dick wearing headphones. Considering that we already knew Sammy’s a big ol’ dork, it doesn’t surprise us much to see an image like this. Not at all. With that said, it does make for an excellent round of […]
Trailer Trash: Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol
Run, Tommy, Run! Yeah, they’re still making these. The trailer for Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol dropped last week. Tom Cruise is still Ethan Hunt leading an ever-changing band of snarky spies in this, the fourth installment of the MI series. Remember how the first one […]
Popular Demand: Immortals, Cheerleaders & More!
Still recovering from your Fourth of July festivities? Doctor Dewitt* prescribes a heaping dose of the hottest posts from Manhunt Daily. Or a gangbang. Feel free to choose whichever option works best for you. Last week, Jon Micklow and his fellow contenders on The Ten […]

