It’s time now once again for the world-famous party event Hustlaball. The NYC version takes place this weekend. And every porn star you’ve ever beat off to is going to be there. Seriously, the line-up of performers includes Heath Jordan, Phillip Aubrey, Samuel Colt, Austin […]
Cody Cummings Finally Bottoms… FOR YOU!
Everyone’s waiting for the moment when Cody Cummings spreads his muscular cheeks wide open and lets another man stuff him full of dick. I mean, for the love of jizz, he’s teased us for so long! He’s taken everything from lollipops to butt plugs into […]
Quickie: Allen Clippinger
This is Allen Clippinger. He’s SO going to start that “eh, he’s boring and bland” vs. “bitch, are you crazy, he’s hot” argument that often springs up in the comments. Allen sometimes models with his twin brother James. We’re told incest between brothers is wrong, […]
Gay Terms We Hate: Cum Dumpster
I know we’re dudes, but do we HAVE to be so gross? It’s funny, gay guys are often portrayed as uptight, feminine types who have no use for raunchy behavior. (Stop looking at me and saying “isn’t that why YOU write this feature, queen?”) That’s […]
Hot or Not: Jackhammer Tops
Earlier this week, I was subject to some criticism for saying Aiden Lane was a “bit too tender” with self-proclaimed power bottom Jordan Foster. This might not have been the right choice of words on my part. As you’re well aware, there’s nothing wrong with […]
Fuck, Marry, Block: American Horror Story
Ok, who watched American Horror Story last night? That shizz was EFFED UP. What was real? What was a dream? How did Jessica Lange get to be so completely awesome? Does Dylan McDermott always cry when he beats off? So many questions! We just had […]
Secret Sex: Swan of Finland
This is, quite possibly, my favorite edition of Secret Sex ever. The Swan of Finland is a 42 year-old gentleman in Las Vegas who wears many hats—competitive bodybuilder, model, (straight) porn star, stripper and “rock star”. He’s actually very easy on the eyes! You know, […]
Layton Draper: The Movie!
Layton Draper is the hotness that FINALLY kicked Bo Roberts off of “The Ten.” Bo’s sexy ass was up there for what seemed like weeks! But then Layton and his spandex rolled up, flexed a little, and it was a whole new regime. To celebrate […]
Mitch Branson, Reese Rideout & Chris Rockway Star In “The Coach” (But Not The Version You Remember)
I can’t even begin to tell you the number of times I’ve jerked off to “The Coach“. This particular Randy Blue scene—starring Mitch Branson (then Mitchel Stone), Reese Rideout and Chris Rockway—is a modern classic, and it’s guaranteed to induce boners for anyone who’s ever […]
The Ten: Another Win For Layton Draper
Congratulations to Layton Draper! The “Unbreakable” male model has done it again, as he defeats our former three-week champion Bo Roberts on The Ten. Will today’s newcomers be able to give him a run for his money? Stay tuned in to find out! In case […]