I’m going to refrain from making any overtly sexual comments about Adam Fowler, since this post on Boxer Imaging‘s site implies that the following shots were taken for his girlfriend. Nevertheless, we’d like to think he would be flattered by the attention you’re about to […]
Chris Crocker’s Cock (Again)
I can’t even bother with the context of the photo you’re about to see, because everything about Chris Crocker (aside from his current physical appearance) makes me want to die a little inside. The one-time YouTube “gaylebrity” ended his porn career before it even started, […]
Would You Hit That?: Chet Haze (aka Tom Hanks’ Son)
This reeks of “Popazao”. This is “rapper” Chet Haze. His dad is really famous as the guy from Bosom Buddies, and this INSANE flick from the early 80s called Mazes and Monsters. For those of you who are ovums, there was this whole big deal […]
Who The Hell Won?: Week Of 2/27/12
I’m not sure what he won besides the “Looks Good In A Spandex Tank” contest. He’s definitely fantasizable. Welcome to “Who The Hell Won?”! It’s the feature where you find out who won in all those irritating polls we run during the week! I kid, […]
18 Half-Naked Pictures of Darren Criss
Don’t get too excited! Unfortunately, Darren Criss is only naked on the upper half in these outtakes from People magazine. I say “unfortunately” with the utmost sincerity, because this dude is about 790% hotter when he’s not playing his awful, smug-ass character from Glee. Does […]
Yuna: “Live Your Life”
I have a playlist specifically devoted to Monday mornings. It’s a special combination of mellow indie, classic rock and smooth R&B tracks, all of which are intended to make me calm the fuck down and deal with a brand new week. It stops me from […]
Lindsay Lohan Was Ok…We Guess?
They let Lindsay Lohan host SNL this weekend because everyone loves a trainwreck. She’s got nothing to shill, so why else would they? How did she do? Yours truly skipped it, but Diego watched. His verdict was that her monologue was pretty good, and the […]
Secret Sex: Kirk Cameron
Is it really “news” that former Growing Pains star Kirk Cameron hates gays? He’s a hardcore, born again Christian who doesn’t believe in evolution. The man starred in the Left Behind films. It’s not exactly surprising that he believes “homosexuality is unnatural, detrimental and ultimately […]
Popular Demand: The Week In Which Dakota Cochrane’s Butthole Suddenly Became Relevant Again
Zac Efron! George Clooney! Justin Bieber porn! Threesomes! Luckily, these four things have nothing to do with one another (even though I wouldn’t mind watching Zac and George use a double-ended dildo together). Those were just four of the most popular topics covered last week […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Liam & Marshall
Call me a greedy whore, but I L-O-V-E getting stuffed in both ends! See what I did there? I spelled out all four letters of “love”, just to emphasize how much I enjoy sucking cock and getting fucked at the same time. I’m bringing up […]