I kept going back and forth about whether Clayton Archer and Brock Landon were “woofy” enough our Woof Alert feature. In the end, I came to the conclusion that what they lack in “bearishness”, they made up for with all their salt and pepper, DILF-y […]
Who Would You Rather?: Southland
There are so many TV shows vying for my attention lately that sometimes I just go walk the dog and go to bed because it’s too overwhelming. One of the few shows I make an effort to stay caught up on is TNT’s Southland. It’s […]
Firefighters In Drag: Serving Lifesaving Realness
(Sorry about the pic. It’s a teeny video.) This vid increased my desire to disguise myself as a Dalmation and infiltrate a firehouse to become a fuckmascot. Two members of Sauk Centre, Minnesota’s Volunteer Fire Department were at a St. Patrick’s Day parade. They were […]
This Madonna Video Is Actually Quite Good.
For all intents and purposes, Madonna‘s “Girl Gone Wild” is a lackluster and completely forgettable pop song. I am not alone in saying this. While my opinion may not matter in the long run ’cause she’s a legend and she’s rich and everyone is ageist/sexist […]
Money Shot: Marko Lebeau’s Back!
Where have you been in my life, Marko Lebeau? While there’s a chance that you’ve been consistently filming and we’ve somehow missed the results, the fact of the matter is that we haven’t masturbated to you in a while. This is not acceptable! You spread […]
The Dildo Phone: It Actually Exists
In regards to this Caption This post, in which Samuel O’Toole and Parker London pretend Sammy’s custom dildo is a telephone (after lots of hardcore banging): “World’s 1st penis phone. Stands 10 inches high… An Earthshaking Orgasm is your Cries, Sighs, & Moans Ringer! Always […]
Sneaky Sound System: “Really Want To See You Again”
Dear Sneaky Sound System, The ’90s called. They want their AMAZING back. The new video for “Really Want To See You Again” caught me off guard and cock-slapped me with a huge dose of nostalgia, both sonically and visually. Do you remember when music videos […]
How Perfect Is Jonathan Agassi In This Scene?
Scratch that! How perfect is Jonathan Agassi all the time? The man can simply do no wrong. Like, remember when he got a toe shoved up his ass? I was still turned on, even though I normally wouldn’t get into anything like that. Why? Because […]
Quickie: Woody Withers
His name is Woody Withers. If you thought we’d pass up an opportunity to write about a guy with that name, then you are horribly mistaken, my friend! Woody recently posed for a shoot with New York-based photographer B. Charles Johnson, and the resulting images […]
“THE CUTEST THING I’VE SEEN!!!”
As a follow-up to our extremely “Like”-able entry about a “Dancing mustached Norwegian hottie in tighty-whiteys”, here is another video delivered to us from within Manhunt headquarters. The title of this post was the subject heading. The e-mail itself included no other text but this: […]