Today’s edition of iPhone Wars brings together eight sexy men with towels. It’s a pretty straightforward theme, no frills or razzmatazz. They’re just eight dudes in towels, and you’re just a dude who’s going to decide which one is the hottest of the bunch. Dude, […]
Kris Humphries: Male Model?
Not sure if he qualifies as a “model” or not, but that bulge is certainly getting our attention. Kris Humphries is the NBA player who was married to odious whore Kim Kardashian for about five seconds in a stunt marriage. He’s obviously trying to branch […]
Batman Porn!!
After a fan corrected Conan O’Brien for mislabeling the new Batman flick as “The Dark Knight Rising“, the talk show host went out of his way to prove that he didn’t make a mistake… By, um, making a fake gay porn trailer. Is it wrong […]
It Doesn’t Get Dreamier Than Josh Hutcherson Repping For Us
Yes, Josh Hutcherson is straight (but not narrow -that’s the point). Yes, maybe we should be giving awards to actual GAY PEOPLE who are advancing the cause of equal rights (I should note that Chaz Bono received an award at the 2012 GLAAD Media Awards […]
Wait, Aren’t Mario & Luigi BROTHERS?
This video of two scruffy boys making out as Mario and Luigi has been making the rounds, yet everyone’s failed to mention that these two horny plumbers are BROTHERS and that’s just WRONG. Oh well. These guys (probably) aren’t related, so this is still fucking […]
Money Shot: “Suck Me, Beautiful”
Our dear friends at Cocky Boys are still offering three months of membership for the price of one. We thought we’d casually remind you of this before you watch Alex Vaara shove Tony Capucci‘s thick cock down his throat… Yup! These two only got into […]
Fiona Apple: “Every Single Night”
Elvis could have risen from the grave and recorded a comeback track with a non-hologram version of Tupac Shakur, and I still would have chosen Fiona Apple as this morning’s musical selection. After a string of (what I’ve heard to be) utterly fantastic live performances, […]
Fuck Vs. Fuck: Intragenerational or Intergenerational?
Though it may seem otherwise based on the collage above, there are five scenes in today’s round of Fuck Vs. Fuck. We had a last-minute change of heart and added a bonus clip! You see, it occurred to us that “intragenerational” stems beyond the world […]
Celebrity Skin: J.D. Wiles (And Assorted Others)
I had no idea who this fellow was until I saw some screencaps of his ass on Evil Twin. They’re from a movie called The Ten. It’s a bunch of comedic actors (and Winona Ryder – who it’s always good to see acting as opposed […]
Quickie: Sergi Constance
We like cheeseburgers and ice cream too much to ever have a body like this, but we’re glad people like ES Collection model Sergi Constance have the willpower to, well, look like this. Look, we know what some of you are thinking—“Anyone can have abs […]