I was shocked (in a good way) to learn that Jason from Spunk Worthy surpassed Derek Parker, Eddy Adams and the boys of Sean Cody for the top honor on our 2013 Oral Only roundup. If anything, I would have expected his scene with Nicholas to dominate the competition, but instead, it was a fuzzier, lesser-known model named Lance who came in nearly two-thousand page views ahead of the second, third and fourth place finishers.
To be fair, Spunk Worthy is one of the best sites to subscribe to if you have a preference for “Oral Only“. They held out on hardcore anal action until October of this year, and since then, they’ve only released one other scene with fucking. It also helps that Jason is an excellent cocksucker, and the (often) straight guys he services go crazy for the way his mouth feels around their dicks.
But enough of my fan-boy ramblings! It’s time to find out who else made the list.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Spunk Worthy
Take a look at the top Oral Only posts of 2013:
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10. DEREK PARKER BLOWS “UNCLE TONY”:
We wrote: “This might be the hottest Derek Parker video I’ve ever seen? Look, I know I say shit like that all the time (or at least my dick does), but this scene had me throbbing hard before anyone shed a single item of clothing. There’s a hunger in Derek’s eyes, paired with a mischievous smile that indicates he wants to get face-fucked by casting couch director Dirty Tony just as much as I do. He wants it bad. And he’s not exactly subtle about making it known.”
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9. WHO LOVES CUM?:
We wrote: “The compilation features no less than forty moments of facial-giving, spunk-shooting and jizz-guzzling goodness, and if you’re in rehab for your addiction to this oh-so-magical substance, you should probably avoid this video at all costs.”
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8. JEFF STRONGER & GUY ROGERS:
We wrote: “This pairing was too good to pass up! Lean otter type Guy Rogers got together with burly DILF Jeff Stronger for an absurdly hot oral scene on Hard Brit Lads. We’re not sure which got us harder—watching Jeff eat Guy’s hairy ass or seeing Guy’s substantial load all over Jeff’s face.”
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7. ARMY HUNK AXEL’S FIRST GAY BLOWJOB:
We wrote: “Aww! Isn’t it so cute when we get to witness a guy getting good head for the first time? I don’t mean to insult any of the women who PFC Axel may or may not have been with in the past, but I highly doubt they rocked his world as well as Petty Officer Conan. They also (probably) didn’t have dicks, so this is (allegedly) the first time Axel’s ever tasted another man’s flesh-kabob.”
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6. NICHOLAS GETS BLOWN, RIMMED & FINGERED:
We wrote: “It’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for! Without any doubt, each and every one of us has been checking his (or her) watch in anticipation of hot marine jock Nicholas‘ first gay rimjob on Spunk Worthy. After we all fell in love with his butt, we were all highly shocked that his hairy hole didn’t get any tongue action in his first blowjob video for the site. This is an undeniable fact. You all adore Nicholas, and it’s not up for debate. You want to see him with a face buried between his cheeks. You really do.”
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5. LIFEGUARD MARK ATTEMPTS TO SWALLOW EDDY ADAMS’ 9X8 INCH DICK:
We wrote: “‘Do men give head better than women?’ We attempted to answer that question last night on Manhunt Daily, but after watching lifeguard Mark clumsily fumble around with Eddy Adams‘ massive 9×8 inch dick, we’re starting to doubt some of your responses. Now, we realize that even the best cocksuckers would be slightly intimidated by Eddy’s enormous meat… It’s just that, well, Mark doesn’t seem like he’s up for the challenge!”
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4. AIDEN BLOWS STU:
We wrote: “Because of this enthusiasm, Aidan manages to transform what could have been a boring oral scene into one of the hottest gay porn pairings I’ve witnessed all month. Seriously! I don’t ever need to see anyone’s dick up his butt, as long as he keeps sucking cock like this.”
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3. COLEMAN BLOWS & RIMS CHASE:
We wrote: “Coleman went the extra mile to service Chase to completion and wound up giving him his very first rimjob. ‘It feels amazing,’ Chase told the director on a break. ‘It’s like nothing I’ve ever felt before!’ And now, after hearing that quote, we set the countdown clock for Chase’s bottoming debut.”
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2. BRUISER BLOWS JACKSON GUNN:
We wrote: “Remember beefy muscle jock Bruiser? The bodybuilder and former military man met his kindred spirit, Jackson Gunn, the night before they filmed together. According to legend—or their scene description on The Guy Site—Bruiser announced to everyone around them, “Tomorrow I have to suck this guys cock!” And then he showed up the next day and, as promised, sucked Jackson’s cock.”
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We wrote: “Though Lance says he likes blowjobs, he admits that there haven’t been many girls who could bring him over the edge. Enter Spunk Worthy‘s cameraman, a dedicated cocksucker who never shies away from a challenge. He starts off slurping on Lance’s stiff rod, then eventually moves down to worship that thick, hairy butt. His eyes roll into the back of his head with a tongue probing his hole, and not too long after, he’s shooting a creamy load all over his stomach.”
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