Do I want to have a kiki? I was sure the answer to that question was “no”. A mere two hours ago, I even made a reference about my reluctance toward kiki-having. There are so many things I have going on in my life—planning my wedding with Troy Daniels (he said yes!), organizing an orgy, dancing to this song in my underwear, praying to the gay gods that I start going gray…
With all this on my plate, when would there ever be time to squeeze in a kiki?
I don’t know. I really don’t know the answer to that question. The thing is, I’m also having doubts about the original question. Maybe I do want to have a kiki, after all! The Scissor Sisters look like they’re having SO MUCH FUN in this instructional video about how to have a kiki.
I want to have fun too. I want to let “motherfuckers” have it. I want to calm all of my nerves and lock the doors tight. I want to dive. I want to turn. I want to work.
This is my call for help. Do I want to have a kiki? Answers, please!!!
– Dewitt
Click through to learn how to have a kiki:
Yes, Dewitt…have a kiki! I know I won’t be invited but you can tell us all about it and I can live vicariously through you.
What makes you think I wouldn’t invite you to my kiki?
I want Babydaddy shirtless in that video
This must be the gayest video of all time.
::sigh::
Don’t we all?
Um… what?
I am oddly entranced by this video… almost as much as the video with the drag queen casting some crazy sex spell at the pool you posted awhile back Dewitt
Because I am the old troll the people have been accusing you of being…and old trolls don’t get invited to kikis.
What is a kiki?
Fun fact, kiki is a way to say ‘pee-pee’ or ‘peter’ or ‘willie’ in French (which is probably why I’m so confused considering 85% of this blog is about penis).
Although urbandictionary tells me it’s a session of gossiping.
What is a kiki?
Fun fact, kiki is a way to say ‘pee-pee’ or ‘peter’ or ‘willie’ in French (which is probably why I’m so confused considering 85% of this blog is about penis).
Although urbandictionary tells me it’s a session of gossiping.
no edits… amazing.
More importantly ytf am I not fucking Jake Shears.
I LOVE IT,I LOVE IT,I LOVE IT”””
Sorry what was the question? I was too busy looking looking at Jake shears and Del Marquis shaking their asses! yum tasty!!!
so I heard this song on gaydar radio while i was at work last night (night shift, and had to have something upbeat to listen to while trying to stay awake >.<) and all I could think was "wtf is a kiki". Thanks to that one listen, and this one, it's now stuck in my head. Thank you VERY much, manhunt.
This isn’t my kind of music normally, but I desperately want to have a kiki.
Preferably with just me, Jake, Babydaddy, and Del Marquis.
Does the tempo of the song remind anyone else strongly of the macarena? That said, i adore this song, and dance in my underwear to it often.