Were you disappointed that Levi Johnston didn't show his peen in his overly-hyped Playgirl photo shoot? Yeah, we were too. Now a man named Paul Delvecchio wants to swoop in and save us by proudly showing his pierced cock on the extremely gay website. But who the hell is this guy?
Apparently, he's a cast member of the awful new MTV reality show Jersey Shore, who goes by the nickname of "Pauly D". He'd be kind of hot if he toned down the hair gel and didn't have that ridiculous "Cadillac" tattoo. It'd also be pretty helpful if he didn't think he were so hot, because it's really not a good look for him. I mean, does anyone actually want to see this guy naked?
– Dewitt
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