Happy Friday! Did you know that Nicki Minaj just released the music video for “Starships”, a song that’s already been out for two months now? Well, now you know! Here are ten questions we have after watching the clip:
• Does Nicki Minaj, much like Jake Shears and Taylor Lautner, get aroused by the sexual activity known as “splooshing”? Take note! This isn’t the first time she’s covered people with colorful liquids.
• Who has a bigger ass—Nicki Minaj or Rafael Alencar?
• Is Big Dipper the gay Nicki Minaj, or is Nicki Minaj the gay Big Dipper?
• Why are we listening to this when we could be listening to Azealia Banks?
• Who likes bukkake more—Dean Rogers or Nicki Minaj?
• How much would we have to pay to get gangbanged by those dancers on the magical island?
• If you’re a woman in a pink bikini, will gay men automatically assume you’re Heidi Montag?
• Can we avoid choosing between the endlessly awesome Sharon Needles and Chad Michaels and vote for Nicki Minaj as the winner of the fourth season of RuPaul’s Drag Race? #TeamNicki #DragRace
• Much to our chagrin, are we actually starting to like this song?
• On that note, is it even an ounce possible that this is 2012’s Song of Summer?
Please feel free to provide answers (or add your own questions) in the comments section.
– Dewitt
Click through to watch Nicki’s new music video:
Video is as pointless as this song.
Forget Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Lopez. Nicki’s butt if AMAZING!
I want those Tribal dancers!
Whip It from her album Roman Reloaded will totally be the song of summer 2012,give it a listen!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8ZGHTH9y38&feature=related
Marina and The Diamond’s – Primadonna is the Song Of Summer 2012 *files nails*
IF ONLY.
I think I just had a visual orgasm and fell even harder for Nicki. The outfits! The hair! The music! My shaking booty!
LOVE HER!
Not only is the video pointless, I thought its portrayal of Maori and Polynesian culture to be offensive…
She MUST have implants in her butt…my god is that thing real…I am gay and even I’d want to tap that ass…straight guys must be j/o to this when they watch it…damn girl! oh yeah and the video sucks…
She cannot dance, and while the video wasn’t her best, it was an interesting visual mashup of exotic beach and rave.
Nicki Minaj is a disgusting pig, with her over-inflated tits and huge ass. The fact that the music industry has made her rich and famous shows how sick it has become. This record could have a lead vocal by anybody from Britney Spears to Justin Bieber to Katy Perry to Jason Derulo to Jennifer Lopez to you name it. To put it bluntly, I hate Nicki Minaj and find her repulsive in every way, for who she is, how she acts, what she looks like, and the fact that she has zero talent and is totally a created commodity produced by people who are smart enough to know how dumb the public is that will pay money for this garbage.
No, but tell us how you REALLY feel.
You got it, pal.
I love Azealia Banks, but I am prepared for the inevitable backlash that will happen when her album drops in the fall. It will probably be a similar to what happened to Nicki when Pink Friday was released. Otherwise, I love Nicki and I am a fan of this song. I like both sides, but of the two singles she has out now, I am definitely a bigger fan of “Beez in the Trap.” Now there is a video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmZvOhHF85I&ob=av2e
ooooh! J-Lo!!!! cuz she’s a prime example of a great singer huh? -__- and you must be pretty dumb like the rest of us…She gets a dollar every time someone says Nicki Minaj. #jokesonyou.
My God her voice is so annoying,and that horrible performance at the music awards…..when I’m in the car and hear her voice on the radio I rush to change the station………….
I agree, just the sound of her voice puts me off, and her body is a caricature, much like Coco’s, Ice T’s wife
You must be real pissed off uh? The exit is on the right.
shes such a crazy fukin bitch i just love it so much
How old are you? Is this twitter??
That was LAME.
Good video, if you delete Niki Minaj’s pics and voice, she looks like a silicon mess, her boobs are obviously fake, when she lays down they dont move, and her voice is annoying