What's funnier than a gay who loves his bacon telling Bette Midler jokes? A lot of things… but you can't help to laugh out loud after watching this video. I'm not sure which is funnier, his obsession with bacon or the jokes. Hmmm… maybe he's into pig play?
The "dicks telling time" joke is hillarious! Now, Splurge24 didn't come up with these on his own so if you want to see Bette Midler telling them, click here.
– Andy
he should work at an auction. He tells them so fast they aren’t that funny.
The funny part about this whole thing is at the end when he says “I’ve been in love with Bette Middle since I saw her in Hocus-Pocus and Beaches.” Now that makes me feel old
I bet he never shuts up during sex.
meat =/= funny, cute, or sexy.
Hee, he’s cute.
cottage cheese has to be the least attractive thing to eat while on a webcam