Men In The Sand: The Greatest Film of ALL TIME?

Jake Deckard's Men In The Sand, gay porn

Hey Manhunt boner people! This is Dewitt‘s dick again. You might remember me from the post “Help! My Dick’s Blogging About Josh Long!“, but today I have taken control of my owner’s fingers to  write about something that has absolutely nothing to do with Josh Long.

It is this movie called Men In The Sand, and it might be the greatest film of all time? I am not sure about that claim! As a penis, I have not seen many films that do not involve other penises plunging into fleshy orifices, so like, maybe this is not as good as Gone with the Wind, Citizen Kane, The Godfather or Magic Mike.

But I think it might be!

Men In The Sand stars Kyle King and Kyle King’s mustache. Together, they get into all sorts of crazy sexual adventures with Josh West, Bryan Slater, Dale Cooper and David Anthony! When they’re not around, other sexy people appear on the screen like Colby KellerDirk Caber, Christopher Daniels and recent-ish Maverick Men conquest Davis.

I’m really glad to see Davis expand his career beyond Maverick Men, because his hairy pink hole makes me want to jump up and down inside of him.

Okay, that’s all I have to say. Hope you enjoy the movie. Bye! I’m a penis.

– Dewitt’s Dick

Photo credit: Dragon Media

Click through to watch the absurdly good trailer for Men In The Sand:

SCENE 1Kyle King, Josh West & Bryan Slater:

Jake Deckard's Men In The Sand, gay porn

Jake Deckard's Men In The Sand, gay porn

Jake Deckard's Men In The Sand, gay porn

SCENE 2Davis & Christopher Michaels:

Jake Deckard's Men In The Sand, gay porn

Jake Deckard's Men In The Sand, gay porn

Jake Deckard's Men In The Sand, gay porn

SCENE 3Kyle King & Dale Cooper:

Jake Deckard's Men In The Sand, gay porn

Jake Deckard's Men In The Sand, gay porn

Jake Deckard's Men In The Sand, gay porn

SCENE 4Dirk Caber & Josh West:

Jake Deckard's Men In The Sand, gay porn

Jake Deckard's Men In The Sand, gay porn

Jake Deckard's Men In The Sand, gay porn

SCENE 5Kyle King, Dale Cooper & David Anthony:

Jake Deckard's Men In The Sand, gay porn

Jake Deckard's Men In The Sand, gay porn

Jake Deckard's Men In The Sand, gay porn

SCENE 6David Anthony & Davis:

Jake Deckard's Men In The Sand, gay porn

Jake Deckard's Men In The Sand, gay porn

Jake Deckard's Men In The Sand, gay porn

SCENE 7Colby Keller & Christopher Daniels:

Jake Deckard's Men In The Sand, gay porn

Jake Deckard's Men In The Sand, gay porn

Jake Deckard's Men In The Sand, gay porn

Watch the first four scenes and grab the DVD at Dragon Media!

823 thoughts on “Men In The Sand: The Greatest Film of ALL TIME?

  1. Ray Dragon evidently cannot make a bad gay porn movie. All his men are hot and they all seem to know how to have really good sex on cam.

  2. Any movie with Kyle King can’t be all bad. Davis, who I first saw with the Maverick Men got a promotion. Cool. He deserves it.

  3. i don’t care how much people keep pretending that mustaches are coming back — they’re the single ugliest thing a guy can do with facial hair

    mutton chops; goatee; scruff; full beard = all better than a mustache

  4. With Kyle King and David Anthony as notable exceptions, I can’t say that most of these guys suit my personal tastes. But I gotta hand it to Dragon Media for producing what appears to be a real fantasy and a real movie with some pretty impressive cinematography going for it. Congrats to those involved for creating something distinctively out of the ordinary.

    Congrats as well to Davis for what I hope is a permanent step up for him. Davis, feel free to have a seat (on a condom-covered cock, this time) and make yourself at home.

  5. With Kyle King and David Anthony as notable exceptions, I can’t say that most of these guys suit my personal tastes. But I gotta hand it to Dragon Media for producing what appears to be a real fantasy and a real movie with some pretty impressive cinematography going for it. Congrats to those involved for creating something distinctively out of the ordinary.

    Congrats as well to Davis for what I hope is a permanent step up for him. Davis, feel free to have a seat (on a condom-covered cock, this time) and make yourself at home.

  6. Chill out… I assume it’s a sort of sequel/homage to Boys in the Sand, which was a classic porn film when all the clones had mustaches… I don’t think they’re expecting everyone to suddenly grow mustaches. What’s wrong with a little variety, anyway?

  7. Chill out… I assume it’s a sort of sequel/homage to Boys in the Sand, which was a classic porn film when all the clones had mustaches… I don’t think they’re expecting everyone to suddenly grow mustaches. What’s wrong with a little variety, anyway?

  8. This looks pretty hot, but I wonder if this was filmed on the east coast and if those beaches are still even there. Also, I still don’e understand the attraction of Colby Keller, who’s kind of a mess, and having finally watched “Magic Mike” last weekend, I can say it is easily one of the worst movies of all time.

  9. This looks pretty hot, but I wonder if this was filmed on the east coast and if those beaches are still even there. Also, I still don’e understand the attraction of Colby Keller, who’s kind of a mess, and having finally watched “Magic Mike” last weekend, I can say it is easily one of the worst movies of all time.

  10. Has less diversity than the real Boys in the Sand. Either way, was not a fan of Kyle King but then he grew a mustache and my butt hole got wet.

  11. Has less diversity than the real Boys in the Sand. Either way, was not a fan of Kyle King but then he grew a mustache and my butt hole got wet.

  12. really Jake Deckard??? a remake of a porn movie? eh… ok whatever it takes to make you feel like you’ve contributed to the community…..beside the fact that nothing original happens in your remake. it’s as if you had the VHS of Boys In The Sand running on your iPad and said to your cast… just copy what these guys did. and someone tell Colby gnawing your fingernails down like that isn’t healthy… and looks really disgusting.

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