An Australian man has repeatedly smashed into a porn shop to have sex with blowup dolls.
The owner of the store, who calls himself Vogue, said, “He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley."
The culprit, who has the odd habit of cleaning up his jizz, might seem like a random nut, but there's a method to his madness. He repeatedly abused the blowup doll called "Jungle Jane."
In case you're wondering, the perp did not resemble Tarzan. The surveillance video showed a tall, lanky white guy. The cops might have a hard time nabbing him because the video quality is poor, but on the upside, he left plenty of DNA at the scene.
– Wilbur
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