Katy Perry Is A Dumb, Melodramatic MESS In The “Unconditionally” Music Video

The verdict is in, my friends. Katy Perry is not a true artist like Mother Monster. The visual for her latest failure “Unconditionally” has arrived, and it’s a flashy affair covered with snow, ball gowns and owls in an attempt to distract you from the harsh truth—Katy Perry is a devious cunt with no soul.

Personally, I have come to terms with the reality that Ms. Perry will never do anything as revolutionary as becoming a bird for the sake of her art, but my naive colleague and former friend Gay Skylar is still deceived by the satanic spell she’s cast with her jizz-stained lips.

When I spotted him writing a post entitled “Katy Perry Slays Pop Enemies With Beauty In Her New Video”, I immediately removed the super edgy promotional ARTPOP wrist restraints from my promotional ARTPOP man purse, then forcibly tied him to his desk chair and shouted in his face, “God makes no mistakes! Except for Katy Perry!”

– Gay Evan

Watch the horrendous music video for “Unconditionally” below:

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13 thoughts on “Katy Perry Is A Dumb, Melodramatic MESS In The “Unconditionally” Music Video

  1. I read a couple of weeks ago where GaGa stated she was depressed once she finished the last album. My thoughts were I would be depressed as well if I wrote that garbage .

  2. You’re kidding me, right? This is an absolutely stunning piece of work. This was the best song off Katy’s new album. It’s deep, emotional, and rings true for many people’s insecurities with love. Gaga’s new album was a piece of narcissistic shit. She’s lost her touch. I’ve never been much of a fan of Katy’s music videos, but this is absolutely breathtaking. It is sumptuously photographed and meticulously choreographed and designed. Whoever directed this deserves major recognition. Gaga lost me with her new approach, but this song made me cry. “#waste of space” and “#soulless”? Listen to the lyrics, and we’ll talk…

  3. Both the song and the video have extreme artistic integrity and a heartbreaking theme. Katy didn’t need to parade around naked to make her point.

  4. Katy Perry is awesome! I don’t really know how can you compare Katy with GaGa… I love Gaga but Katy is amazing!

  5. What does the person wrote this article knows about music???? Not much really! Katy is so talented and did pretty well in this song! Mother monster, although means nothing to me… She (Gaga) is too dramatic and full of herself! KP on the other hand, was stunning in this album. I could listen to this song anytime of the day, even with a massive hangover!

  6. Apparently some people think riding naked on a reckon ball takes a lot of talent NEWS FLASH IT DOESN’T !!! Those who have talent do not need to resort to riding naked on a reckon ball

  7. Gay Even stick to gay blogging because it is very obvious that you know a HELL of lot more about gay blogging than you do about GOOD MUSIC !!!

  8. this is just an amazing video shot so well i do love katy perry from the songs before her first album to now just gets stronger i feel………i do love gaga as well but upon listening to her latest album i dont know what happened, appalause to me was the only track worth listening to……..still love em both tho!!!

  9. These Gaga & Katy comparisons need to stop, it’s really old. Just listen to the music & stop the comparisons….

  10. I agree, the song is good, the video is excellent. All the artists mentioned have a different view, and there is good in all.

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