I was planning to write today about using sex toys outside of your solo playtime, and then I realized that I have very little experience in that arena. In fact, it occurred to me that I have an extremely small amount of experience with sex toys in general. I'd like to change that in the next couple of months, and your help would be appreciated.
I've compiled a list of ten sex toys I'm absolutely dying to try. If you've used any of them before, I'd love to hear what you thought of them. I mean, usually I'm trying to teach you guys a lesson, but now I want you to teach me a lesson. So which one should I try first?
– Dewitt
To check out my list, follow the JUMP:
10. Male Masturbation Toys: I've never thought much of the Fleshlight, Honey Pot or other similar devices. Why would I want a device that can do what my hand already does excellently? And then I saw this scene on Chaos Men. Um, how did it never occur to me that I could use one of these on someone else while rimming them? Now I'm dying to get my hands on one!
9. Aneros Prostate Stimulator: I've heard wonderful things about these types of toys. Are they as glorious as people tell me they are? I've always thought it'd be hot to wear one of these while fucking another guy.
8. Penis Head Rings: Frankly, I haven't known these existed for a very long time. They seem like they'd give the sensation of a prince albert (at least for the bottom) without the pain of getting a piercing. Since I'm afraid of needles, I'd love to try something like this!
7. Vibrating Cock Rings: The Trinity Remote-Controlled Cock Ring simultaneously freaks me out and turns me on. I have this feeling that it looks a lot scarier than it'd actually feel, but I'd like to test that theory.
6. Eddie Stone Realistic Cock: Porn star dildos never seemed worthwhile until I saw the Eddie Stone Realistic Cock. There's something about the shape of his cock that drives me wild! I think it may be the mushroom head…
5. Blake Riley's Vibrating Cyberskin Ass: What's better than a bare-assed Blake Riley showing up at your house for Christmas? A bare-assed Blake Riley (or anyone) showing up with a box that contains a vibrating replica of his gorgeous bubble butt.
4. Bondage Equipment: As I've told you previously, I've never been tied up in bed. That doesn't mean I don't want to try it! I've been checking out the Strict Leather Sling and Stirrups, Under The Bed Restraint System, Door Jam Bondage Accessory and Doggie Style Locking Spreader. I wish I could get all of them, because then they'd cover all of my favorite positions!
3. The Strap On Dildo Head Harness: I don't even know why I want to try one of these, but they just look so cool and ridiculous. It's basically like being Pinocchio and fucking somebody with your nose. Amazing!
2. The Cock Lock Intruder: You'd think my number two item would be more than just a measly piece of metal, right? Well, I'm so oddly intrigued by the Cock Lock Intruder. It's a cock ring! It's a butt plug! I'm not really sure what it is! But I still want to wear one on my penis.
1. Fucking Machines: Realistically, I'm saving up my pennies for a Rider Rocker Fucking Ball. That's not going to stop me from dreaming about the Joy Rider Fuck Machine. Who would need another man when you have a machine like that!?!
dewitt…
I guess Iam on the same boat as you are, I have zero experience regarding sex toys.I dunno about the penis head ring, what gonna happen when your penis expands more during erection? Iam afraid it will damage the penis…please someone correct me if Iam wrong.
I was just able to fulfill one of my sex toys wants…..a fucking machine(eBay adult site,alot cheaper). Multi-speed and multi-depth, now if I could find a man that could duplicate both(especially the speed). DAMN!
Wouldn’t mind the Glans Ring or the Cock Lock either.
I always thought that people who used sex toys had some psychological aversion to interpersonal contact, thus they resorted to manufactured items as a way of protecting themselves, since a sexy toy in and of itself can’t emotionally harm you (although, I suppose if the toy got out of control and tried to fuck you to death, it might lead to some emotional “scars”…).
But that’s just me…
#7 looks like something Darth Vader would wear under his armor.
The Fleshlight and the the prostate stimulator are the only two I’d be interested in trying. Though, honestly, I prefer my living, breathing sex toys, even if they’re not always available. I barely use my dildo as it is.
As for the bondage equipment, I just went to the thrift store and bought some used silk ties. They work great, and are a little more innocuous in case you want to hide your kinky side.
I don’t have experience beyond dildo. But man, those toys are hot! I would defenitly like to try The Doggie Style Locking Spreader!! Is perfect for when you have a bottom-virgin, so they dont move or try to take it out. And defenitly I would use the Strap On Dildo Head Harness, because I love to see ass dilatating. I love to finger butts while being near, now I can actually see on extreme close up how the ass is taking it!! Those are the two toys I would like to use!!
thedrisin…. you’re getting way too psychological for this post.
Notice how all 10 of his “top 10 toys I want to try” are all conveniently available at the Manhunt toy store?
As much time as the Manhunt “editors” spend scouring the web for dick shots, porn, and what have you, you can be sure they’ve explored many other “toy stores”. What are the chances that NONE of their favorite items were things that could only be found elsewhere?
This ‘post’ is one big glorified ad for shopping on their store site. Just in time for Christmas, too!
number 5:
what? i thought you despised anything even comparable to bare? >.>
there is nothing like a double ended dildo
There some nice sex toys I would like to get a hold of.
This message needs to be available to all teen guys from middle thru high school! An excellent example of safe sex toy usage for straight or gay!!