Has this ever happened to you? You chat up a hot guy on Manhunt, agree to meet up and as soon as you come through the door he says, "Can I get you anything? A beer or something?" I can't even count the amount of times this has happened to me, which probably doesn't bode well for my counting ability…
So many times, I've said "yes" to this question, and I'm not really sure why. I mean, I came over to this guy's house to put his dick in my mouth, and I don't need an alcoholic beverage to get me in the mood. If you want to buy me a drink at some bar afterwards, then I will graciously accept it.
I'm not saying that you should just shove me on my knees and put me to work. If you're going to offer me something, try something neutral like water. To be quite frank with you, beer is just going to make me gassy. I might burp in your face, and if you're planning on fucking me… way to find one of the best methods of making my stomach gurgle.
Plenty of my beer-assisted encounters have been extremely hot, but they would have been equally hot without turning a few bottles upside down. Am I completely alone on this one? For those of you who offer a guy beer when he comes through the door, please tell me why you do it. Is it some weird masculinity thing? Like, "Look! I'm a totally butch dude. I drink beer and shit." Because it certainly can't be about hospitality, right? I really need to get to the bottom of this mystery. Who's going to help me out?
– Dewitt
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