Just The Tips: Befriend An Open-Minded Slutty Girl

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After reading the feedback on his bisexuality entryDoctor Queerlove has been in hiding. Well, he's actually just out of the office, so I decided I'd take over for your weekly sex tips. Considering that I'm against biphobia (but even more opposed to censoring my fellow writers), I thought I'd counter the ol' doctor's post with some advice he probably wouldn't approve of.

I've had some bisexual fuck buddies over the years, and many of them had expressed interest in being with a man and a woman at the same time. One particular guy wanted to be pounded while he fucked or ate some pussy. I can seriously say that this man loved pussy as much as cock. I mean, I never saw him go down on a girl, but the way he talked about it almost made me reverse bi-curious…

But I digress. One of my biggest regrets is that I didn't have some slutty female friend on call. I would be so turned-on by fulfilling my partner's fantasy that it wouldn't even matter that there was coochie juice on his lips. I know this post is mostly wishful thinking, but am I the only one who thinks it'd be great to have a female partner-in-crime every now and then? It's not impossible, right?

– Dewitt

13 thoughts on “Just The Tips: Befriend An Open-Minded Slutty Girl

  1. This isn’t my fantasy, but thanks for doing your bit to fight biphobia. After his last post, Dr. Queerlove SHOULD be in hiding.

  2. “bisexuality” is a sham brought about by gay man seeking one last bite at the [heteronormative] apple
    men and women are TOTALLY different so how you can have sexual feelings for both is beyond me.
    i wonder what it’s like dating a bisexual? i mean, they can cheat on you anytime and you have to be okay with it because they told you from the begining that they were bisexual.. (and u can’t expect a “bisexual” to just stick to one sex can you?)
    how about socalled “bisexuals” forming their own community, and just date their own kind [exclusively]?

  3. @afersakajamie: It doesn’t seem very fair (or even in your best interests) to look down on someone for their sexuality, whether you think it’s a sham or not.
    It seems awfully closeminded to me to tell someone that bisexuality doesn’t exist when that’s an argument used against homosexuality often enough.
    Additionally, just because men and women are “totally different” doesn’t mean you couldn’t be attracted to both of them. I dunno about you, but when I’m attracted to someone it’s not JUST a physical reaction – it has equal parts to do with things like how they’re dressed, their hygiene, their personality, confidence level… So you can’t say that just because one has a penis and the other has a vagina that there’s NO WAY you could like both. Because it’s more than just the hardware – there’s other things involved.

  4. Dr Queerlove needs to get a weekend crash course…hahaha.
    I have a bisexual friend and we always have a hot 3some with his gf. I pound her while he pounds his gf. She likes to hear him moaning for cock in his ass. There was a time, she could resist and she wanted to get my dick in her pussy. I enede up fucking both of them. We fuck almost every week. Good life.

  5. afersakajamie’s reasoning seems to be this: “Since it’s ‘beyond me’ how anyone can have sexual feelings toward both sexes, it can’t happen.” Hmm … sounds an awful lot like a straight guy saying, “It’s beyond me how anyone can have sexual feelings toward the same sex….”

  6. That would be amazing indeed. I would love to rim a guy while he is fucking or eating out a girl. Have her lie on her back and his on his knees with her legs round her neck, his ass up in the air so that his pinkness is on view and I get right in there with my tongue and eat it out!! Yummie!! But yes..mostly this is wish full thinking unfortunately.

  7. to all you Bi-Haters out there… I guess your happy living in the stone age… We are all part of the same “sub culture” that is why its called GLBT. In order to seek equality we have to treat all people even in our sub-culture equally first. If we can’t even do that then we will never have equal grounds in the World.
    To Dewitt… Man I feel sorry for you man. Definitely having a slutty female friend makes getting those Bi-Curious/Bi Guys so much easier. I consider myself “Sexual” not gay, not straight, not bi… just sexual. I got one of my best friends in bed cause he wanted a three way but was not comfortable just trying a guy by himself. It was fun. It was Great. And it was definitely worth it.

  8. For those who think “it’s either this way or that way” are just as narrow minded as those that think gay is “wrong”. I think it’s more like this: there’s this imaginary line, and at one end is totally straight and the other end is totally gay, the mid-point being bi, and EVERYONE falls somewhere on this line. Just exactly who you’re attracted to determines where on the line you fall. Myself, I couldn’t imagine being anywhere but gay end of the line, but that’s JUST me. Everyone is different. I just wish the rest of the world would realize this! Some day…

  9. I am bisexual, and have felt the sting of stupidity from men & women, “How do I know you won’t cheat on me with a man/woman?”. Always assuming 1) that I would cheat on them, and 2) that I would automatically go for the opposite of whomever I’m with. That kind of smallmindedness is as disgusting as whenever a co-worker says they think what I do is ‘gross’, or when my mother (and I’m sure many of yours) say homosexuals should all be killed. To that I give a hearty “Fuck you!” with a smile!!

  10. [you bisexual people] can conduct your lives in anyway you wish. I’m just expressing my opinion.
    how about throwing away the label [bisexual] and using the [kinsey scale] to describe yourselves?

  11. Totally agree with DAK. What’s stopping a straight or gay guy/girl cheating on their partner… There’s no difference, yes you may have a urge to be with a guy if you’re dating a chick or vice versa but it all comes down to self control.
    I don’t class myself as bisexual but polysexual, I’m attracted to more than one sex, race, and characteristics, physically and emotionally.

  12. I think it’s funny that people assume bisexuals are less monogamous than the rest of the sexual spectrum. Just because we like both cock and pussy, doesn’t mean we need both to have a committed relationship. All it means is that we’re lucky enough to have a large than average dating pool.

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