What the fuck is Michael Fassbender waiting for? I’ve basically given him permission to stick his big, floppy dick into whatever orifice pleases him, and he’s off somewhere doing stupid stuff like “being heterosexual” and filming huge Hollywood movies. Should I be offended? Am I not cute enough for Michael Fassbender to dick-slap me?
I mean, he’s already eye-fucked me ’til I’m sore in these new shots from GQ! He might as well just go all the way and spread my fuzzy cheeks for a good, hard fuck. It would not be the worst thing if I were on my back with my ankles on his shoulders, and he were staring me straight in the eyes with his sweat dripping down onto my forehead. Nope! I wouldn’t mind that all.
So, really, what are you waiting for, Fassbender? Let’s do this.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Peggy Sirota
Check out Michael Fassbender’s spread for GQ magazine below:
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If he smirked any more slightly, I’d spontaneously ejaculate.
Dear lord, why is he wearing all those pesky clothes especially when your hungry hole is waiting. Can I get in line for that?
In line for Fassbender’s big, floppy cock or Dewitt’s hungry hole?
Also, where does Fassbender’s huge cock go when he’s clothed? There is absolutely no indication of that monster in, for example, the second picture after the cover photo. I thought he was both a grower and a shower!
Of course! You can sit on his face while I take the first ride.
sit on his shoulders and come on his neck….here the day dream starts
He is possibly one of the most beautiful men alive right now… I fell for him so very hard in X-Men, and then the hype began… my God, I could stare at him all day long…
There was so much trouser snake business in his first X-men movie that I thought I was in an R rated film.
I love sharing with you Dewitt. It’s what big boys do.
YES to both and maybe at the same time! Maybe he wears tight underwear and tucks so he doesn’t become the next John Hamm with massive VPL.
he’s nude in movies yet getting torked about his piss shot? go figure that’s hollywood for ya LOL
HMM surprised it hasn’t been said yet. A last name like Fassbender…. guess he’d be annoyed a bit take out the F or use as part of the name probly a nick name ‘ ass bender’ or fuck that assbender 😉