Judge Jackoff Presiding

Pledge

Have you ever wondered what a judge wears under his robe? Apparently, in Oklahoma, there's nothing, unless of course you count the penis pump.

Donald D. Thompson has been officially disbarred for stroking off during trials, or as the court said: "displaying a complete ab-dick-ation of judgment."

Can you imagine what this dude said when someone first caught him wanking in court? "Oh, uh, excuse me. I'm just polishing the gavel. Would you pass me the Pledge?"

– Wilbur

3 thoughts on “Judge Jackoff Presiding

  1. I am from Oklahoma and completely embarassed about this guy. He was (is) a very cocky guy from a small town and thought he was invincible. He spent a couple of years in jail, got out, and was arrested on dui charges in the last two weeks.

  2. oklahoma has one crazy legal system. i just finished reading john grishams “innocent man” which was about the railroading and false imprisonment of people in that state.

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