Jeremy Piven Loses Sexy Points

Jeremy Piven, beach, paparazzi, tanorexic, hairless, shirtless, half naked, bathing suit, hot mess, unsexy

I've previously confessed my secret lust for Entourage star Jeremy Piven, but now I'm wondering if I need to revoke his secret sex status. I just caught this picture of him hanging on the beach, and he's looking like some tanorexic Sphynx. I was digging the whole scruffy and hairy look, you know? Now it looks like he's shaving his taint.

I'm so frickin' turned off now. I mean, I can't even begin to think about pulling those drawstrings and putting his dick in my mouth… as he pulls my hair and calls me a little slut. How can I move on in life without the fantasies of him calling me to his hotel for a quickie rimjob? Seriously!

– Dewitt

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One thought on “Jeremy Piven Loses Sexy Points

  1. I think that Piven gets way too much credit for what can only be described as lackluster, one-dimensional acting and he is very far from swoon-worthiness. In a word? M-E-S-S!

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