It Happened On Manhunt: My Ex-Roomie’s Big Secret

Most of us have been forced to live with a shitty roommate at some point or another. On a completely different note, we’ve also all had that awkward experience where we run into someone we know on Manhunt. What happens when the two situations collide? Find out in today’s edition of It Happened On Manhunt!

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Like many people, my freshman year at university involved living in the dorms with a roommate from hell. My roommate insisted that the room be pitch black at night, from when he went to bed around 10pm until he woke up at 7am or so. He even wanted me to cover the alarm clock because its numbers were too bright.

He required that the TV be free for him to watch his Sex and the City re-runs every afternoon. He sprayed the room every afternoon with peony linen spray. Anytime I had friends over, he sat there sulking until they left. If I was working on a paper late, he would sigh dramatically or groan until I gave up and went to the 24-hour Library to work.

I never came out to him, but I know he got on my computer a few times and likely found my porn links. Shockingly, he moved out halfway through our winter quarter because he “couldn’t stand to live with a queer” anymore.

Where does Manhunt come into this story? Well, just a few weeks ago, I was cruising around, and I got a message from a guy. I looked at his profile, and he looked interesting—same general age, went to my university, similar interests, sexually compatible… So we started chatting.

After a bit, we unlocked face pics, and it turned out to be my prissy homophobic roommate! Before I could send him another message, he completely disappeared. All messages were gone, all contact. Pretty sure that means he blocked me… Just makes me laugh now.

13 thoughts on “It Happened On Manhunt: My Ex-Roomie’s Big Secret

  1. Really? Peony linen spray? And you didn’t think maybe he was gay? I mean, I can understand it didn’t seem obvious at the time, but how many straight guys even know what linen spray is?

  2. I’m gay as they come and I am going to have to look that stuff up…….. I don’t think Tractor Supply (the biggest store in town) sells it…maybe Amazon?

  3. Man someone’s gaydar wasnt on at the time!! He just sound like a total queen from the jump!

  4. I feel ya Jonathan, except I think they put in a Bed Bath & Beyond at the mall 45 minutes from the town I used to live in, so I think it might be bigger than the Deere dealership a mile outta town…

  5. I work for a big company & in our acct. dept. is a hot guy I have admired from afar. From afar means he is “straight” (appearing anyway) and very professional. Anyway, searching on Manhunt, to my suprise was his profile. We started chatting, & opened our pics, I could feast on his big cock and hot body, with him not knowing it was me. (I don’t have my face pic in my profile). Anyway, now at work I walk past him, say good moring, and sometimes we may speak a few words . . . .but he has no idea I’ve been drooling over his cock pics at night. So I don’t know how to tell him it is me . . .but there is something that makes my dick twitch knowing I have a secret.

  6. Well the story is similar to a couple experiences I’ve had with old closet cases but they didn’t happen on Manhunt. So what is up with those pictures? Why are the guys in a cedar chest? WTF? I can only imagine the real story behind those pics. Also curious, can I buy a chest like that with the hot guy already inside? Would I need to find that at Home Depot or Bed Bath and Beyond?

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