Aside from pulling down their underwear a little (and owning the same phone), this week's contestants in our iPhone War have very little in common. In one side of the ring, we have a scruffy, beefy cub. On the other side of the ring, we have a chiseled, smooth jock. So who wins this round?
UPDATE: For the second time ever, a contestant has e-mailed us to forfeit the contest. Meet this week's winner, Contestant B.
– Dewitt
To see the winner's full, uncensored pic, follow the JUMP:
CONTESTANT B:
Ugh, the shaved smooth guy is just so plastic and boring. Hairy beefy guy gets my vote, yum!
Someones bitter…
I don’t think it should surprise anyone which one I voted for. (A)
I like the smooth jock I can just picture him laying on the beach glistining as he tans
Neither, they are both kinda ugly
smooth jock(#B) look like he got bigger cock than #A. Contestant #B gets my vote.
they’re both pretty hung to begin with, i’m pretty sure neither cock size is bad enough to warrant a non-vote 😛
looking away from the camera is more forgivable then looking crosseyed at the camera… >.>
(i also knew that there would be totally vocal guys that complain about shaving habits and wind up losing this battle cause muscles are sorta more sexy then hair 😛 )
don’t forget ladies that sometimes there are certain men that stay naturally smooth.
my partner is 56 and still hairless and handsome.
hey dewitt:
post whitney’s wardrobe malfunction for us…
hmmm. both great looking guys. but, i have to go with the handsome, hairy bloke.
i prefer Contestant A — he doesn’t appear to be endoughed with a “privileged attitude”; and, i think he would be much better to snuggle with.
and..
..contestant b is cookie cutter… …in a way that does not appeal to me.
🙂
If I had to choose it would be A….Me loves a man with chest hair.
My vote goes to the “Contestant B”.
Damn it.. once again, Im late to watch the other guy…