iPhone Wars: Battle of The Happy Trails

Considering how much I missed doing iPhone Wars, my darling co-blogger J. Harvey was kind enough to hand the series back to me (even after I threw some shade at Pandora Boxx earlier this morning). You see, I’ve been dying to serve up another Battle of The Happy Trails for a while now, and the four contestants above haven’t done much to squash that desire.

Partially, this has something to do with my confusion over Contestant C‘s trail. Is it drawn on? Was he going for the male equivalent of a landing strip? It’s impossible to say, but I’d do him no matter what. I mean, let’s be real! I’d do all four of these guys… At the same time. With all four of my dicks.

– Dewitt

Photos via: Guys With iPhones

To check out the happy trails and cast your vote, follow the JUMP:

CONTESTANT A:

CONTESTANT B:

CONTESTANT C:

CONTESTANT D:




30 thoughts on “iPhone Wars: Battle of The Happy Trails”

  2. people are voting wrong – theyre voting best guy, who is A…  C is a serious trail…  i mean the others dont even compare…  

  4. Contestant A has a very nice setting. Everything looks neat, the rug isn’t too furry and has just enough fuzz. His bathroom also looks great. Brightly lit, well decorated but not gaudy. My complain is that how he positioned himself and the fact that even though we can see his stuff he we don’t really get an accurate view of his ‘asset’. Sometimes even less (clothing) is more.

    Contestant B present’s a nice package. However, would someone please hand the cute guy some Windex and a squeegee.

    Contestant C posed at just the right angle and gives us a great view of that bulge. Everything looks simple and neatly trimmed. Also, the rug right behind him would be the perfect spot to do him.

    Contestant D. seems to keep a neat and tidy bathroom from what we can see. Love the hair too. On the other hand, his facial expression doesn’t say “come hither” but has more of a “what needs trimming” kinda look.

  6. Agreed.  Although I must admit I cheated as well, because I found A the hottest of the bunch, although we can’t even see his happy trail.  To my mind, though, B has the best trail.  And a happy trail is a very, very hot thing.

  7. Yep C has the best happy trial.  But he created it by shaving his belly and leaving a line down the middle.  No thank you.  That would be like going out on a mountain trail and then having it be concrete with painted lines.  Some nature hike….  Some things just need to have a semblance of “realness”, and a man’s happy trial is one of them.  I can’t tell you how many times I set up a photoshoot with a model based on images he had previouslysent me, then he shows up and had just buzzed his hairy abdomen, leaving a totally fake happy trail.  Ugh.

  12. A. Can’t see the happy trail but he’s a good looking lad…with a bidet which kinda creeps me out

  13. Mmouse – slight sense of OCD on cleaning! but good to see four hot guys with some fuzzy and a sense of fun

  15. Not to take away from the discussion at hand, but what’s the difference (is there a difference) between a treasure trail and a happy trail?  I have always called them treasure trails, because, duh, you follow the trail down the pants to get to the treasure.

  19. Agree with others here – can’t see A’s happy trail but he has a smoking bod … and I voted him.  As to happy trail … B has the best happy trail but so slim – love to see him when he fills in and muscles up, C shaved his in – cute guy otherwise, D just doesn’t do it for me.

    As to treasure trail vs. happy trail … you follow a happy trail and both are happy when you reach the destination.  A treasure trail sounds like it only rewards the traveler.

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