iPhone Wars: Battle of The Gym Shorts, A-Z

It’s been exactly nineteen years (or a few weeks) since the last round of iPhone Wars. I feel like I’ve let you all down, especially if you’re the type of person who lives for superficial contests with no greater meaning to the real world. My sincerest apologies go out to you if that’s the case. I would never want to disappoint any of you…

With that said? I hope my selections for today’s Battle of The Gym Shorts won’t leave you wanting more. My goal was to represent more than the standard gym bunny, but for better or worse, you’re going to get a lot of rippling muscles and six packs in this set of pics. Feel free to leave dirty comments about your favorite contestant, particularly pertaining to locker room fantasies or speculation about what their sweat tastes like.

(And, yes, I realize there’s a very real possibility that Contestant S is Santoro from Chaos Men.)

– Dewitt

Photos via: Guys With iPhones

Check out all twenty six pics and cast your vote below:

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