iPhone Wars: Battle of The Beverages

Pepsi or Coke? Honestly, we don’t give a flying fuck about your preference, but we would like to know which of these men you’d rather swirl around in your mouth. Today’s edition of iPhone Wars features four sexy contestants who are posing with their favorite beverages.

We have a feeling that Mr. Red Bull might sweep this race, which is slightly unfair since he’s not even holding his drink of choice. Alas, our predictions have been very wrong in the past, so you never know who’ll take this one. Out of curiosity, who’s your pick?

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Guys With iPhones

To see the full pics and cast your vote, follow the JUMP:

CONTESTANT A:

CONTESTANT B:

CONTESTANT C:

CONTESTANT D:



23 thoughts on “iPhone Wars: Battle of The Beverages

  1. NO brainer red bull wins everytime!!!!! Plus all that energy should get him ready for marathon fuck sessions : )

  2. C for best use of the beverage; B for cutest pic; A for hottest bod. (And, c’mon, A barely has the beverage–you’re throwing the poll!)

  3. They’re all cute (and I’d definitely would not kick any of them out of bed), but ‘A’ is HAWT!

  4. Ok i was debating if I wanna C or A. A is really hot but I love twinky C lol but finally I went with A. coz for the sugar free redbull !! Im all about the diet pop and sugar free drinks lol

  5. Even though contestant A did not have the beverage in his hand in the full pic, contestant B, still cute, had a funny look on his face that made me wonder if he even liked the beverage. Contestant C did not show enough of himself enjoying the drink. And, contestant D had his pants half way down his ass. My advice for contestant D, either take your pants off or pull them up to accentuate your waste line.

  6. I don’t like red bull but, i jump the guy. Mr.B i could have a relationship with because he’s cute and we enjoy the same beverage. I don’t really need much to be happy.

  7. I prefer Coca-cola or energy drinks (RedBull, Semtex, Monster including). But I like Pepsi as a company because of their charity and LGBT activities.

  8. This is a tough one. I love Dr. Pepper and can’t stomach Red Bull, yet Mr. A is without a doubt, the hottest man of the bunch…in my humble opinion.

    “Oh, I could drink a case of you and still be on my feet…”

  9. I swear the people on this site have something against black people cuz you barely see any post with a black man and everytime there is a poll with a black man in it he always gets the lowest percentage of votes.. I love me some chocolate!!

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