iPhone Wars: Battle of The Abs

I’m gonna need to go to the gym after this week’s edition of iPhone Wars, because today’s contestants are sporting some serious abs. All four of these guys worked hard to pack on that muscle, and now it’s up to you to decide which one of them you’d like to have naked in your bed.

This was an incredibly tough choice for me! Now that I’ve locked in my final vote, I’m having second thoughts about who I chose. Who did you wind up voting for? If only it weren’t too late to change my selection…

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Guys With iPhones

To check out the full pics and cast your vote, follow the JUMP:

CONTESTANT A:

CONTESTANT B:

CONTESTANT C:

CONTESTANT D:



26 thoughts on “iPhone Wars: Battle of The Abs

  1. Boxer shorts always win over superman briefs.

    The abs are all equally amazing, so guy D should have been more mindful of his choice of underwear. I predict he’ll finish last.

    And, thank you. Thank you. Thank you for giving us 4 minorities. I’m so over the racial Blog trolls.

  2. I think A & C are the hottest, but I finally voted for Mr. C. Just a gorgeous body overall + those fine, lickable abs!

  3. In general black guys don’t do much for me, but ignoring that, I think A would be my choice. And thanks for making it all minorities–it’s nice to remember that not everyone on MH is white, even though that’s what I go for.

  4. Hmm i couldn’t choose soley on their abs because they were all fantastic, so I went with who had the hottest face.

  5. I agree, Patrell. I went with C. Very nice.
    I agree, Scott B. Now, maybe they will shut up! Here’s hoping!

  6. Tough choice between A and C because they’re both very hot. Ended up voting A because he’s definately packing where it counts.

  7. All the guys R very sexy with a great sets of abs but I could not decide between B,C finally voted 4 C he a total package and yes he trims and yes I like his TATS !! Agree with Scott B on D choice of undies wrong place 2 display the little boy image LOL !!!

  8. Giving in to all the racist complaints, eh?

    I find it funny that the lightest skinned guy is winning. Though he is by far the best looking one.

  9. I know it sounds sad, but it’s like MHD only put four black guys on here bc thats the only way a black guy would ever win. That aside, I would do EVERY single one of them….mmm…

  10. @ Randall… Giving in to racist comments? The lightest skinned one is winning??

    I’m so white I’m translucent, and I picked contestant ‘C’ because his body was by far the hottest. I would have gone with ‘A’ but his abs (the whole point of this poll) aren’t that symmetrical. Also, the lighting could be a huge factor, too. I love hot men. Any color is fine by me. Hot is hot!

  11. I love all four … best contest ever .. of course, I’m pasty white and I absolutely love masc, smooth chested, black men, period! I would take each one. I think A and C are the best … I can see guys edging with C as he definitely shows his guns as well and those arms are great. Hard to tell what’s A’s arms are like. But I gave the nod to A, this racist bastard went with the darker meat 🙂

  12. I picked A but would prefer to have them all in bed….at once. Choices, choices, so hard to make a decision.

  13. What a back handed compliment bohemond. These guys are all tasty except D. His face is ug-lee!

  14. Not really into abs, But if I had to choose, then A because hes got the best package out of all of them 😉

  15. eh, I went with b…I really think his abs looks tha best but if we’re go’n by looks alone it’ll definitely be A & C!!!

  16. The symmetry, the devil horns, and the fact that he looks like he’s not trying to be “posey” with his pose made C the obvious choice for me. A is runner up on body and face but those grey undies detract so much that they make his body look very glum and blah/ B would’ve been a tough weigh in if it weren’t for his idiot zoolander look he’s giving which again distracts from the abs. D just looks ridiculous in superman undies. What is he a twink stuck in the shell of a muscle man? Plus his abs are nowhere near as cut as the other three’s.

  17. l.o.l.

    (this time, a Person of Colour just has to win, eh?

    fair play, then, DeWitt.

    wait, wait..
    ..how did a white person manage to steal all the votes??

    {just kidding.

    …})

    i am a fan of Boxers..
    ..and they sure did look good on contestant C, i might reck’n.

  18. Eazzzy yo, forget protein sups just get two shots of steroids and you’ll your 6-8 pack abs

  19. Delicious men!!! I picked C because he has the best abs and body. D is not ugly! He’s very sexy but the contest was about abs. A is definitely is runner up.

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