iPhone Wars: Battle of The Abs, A-Z (Part IV)

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All gay men don’t worship gym bunnies with six pack abs. Blah, blah, blah! Stop conforming to stereotypes and promoting an unhealthy sense of body image. Blah, blah, blah! They all look exactly the same. Blah, blah, blah! You’re setting the gay rights movement back 25 years. Blah, blah, blah!

Do you guys ever get tired of sounding like a broken record?

For better or worse, today’s round of iPhone Wars features twenty-six men with six pack abs (or something close to ’em). If that’s your thing, then scroll through and vote for your favorite contestants! If that’s not your thing, then my fucking gosh, can you at least accept that it might be someone else’s thing?

Either way, it’s time to vote. Who do you think should win?

– Dewitt

Photos via: Guys With iPhones

Click through to see all twenty-six pics and cast your vote:

CONTESTANT A:

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CONTESTANT B:

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CONTESTANT C:

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CONTESTANT D:

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CONTESTANT E:

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CONTESTANT F:

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CONTESTANT G:

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CONTESTANT H:

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CONTESTANT I:

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CONTESTANT J:

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CONTESTANT K:

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CONTESTANT L:

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CONTESTANT M:

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CONTESTANT N:

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CONTESTANT O:

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CONTESTANT P:

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CONTESTANT Q:

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CONTESTANT R:

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CONTESTANT S:

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CONTESTANT T:

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CONTESTANT U:

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CONTESTANT V:

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CONTESTANT W:

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CONTESTANT X:

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CONTESTANT Y:

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CONTESTANT Z:

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43 thoughts on “iPhone Wars: Battle of The Abs, A-Z (Part IV)

  1. Wow, this one is hard. Ha.
    I’ll have to draw the letter they are listed under onto them and teach me a thing or two about what sexual position they can list off of the top of their head starting with said letter. It’ll be hours of work for the not so common ones, but I don’t mind 😀

  2. I’m sorry, this is one week where you need an all of the above button, because each one is freaking hot and handsome and built and deserves accolades for it. Damn!…..

  3. Is it wrong for me to want to get gang banged by contestant a thru z ?? I would be happy to tie up the next 26 nights submitting to each ones sexual desires… Oh I am such a tramp!!!!

  4. Dewitt is on a silent Anti-Barebacking campaign. Similar to the new photos on cigarette packs. Sites such as Sean Cody as of late have made raw dogging looks delicious again like it was in the 70’s! He dispalying a healthy dose of ugly truth.

  5. and funny i voted for him as V but not as J, but yep, they look the same right down to that little treasure trail

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