Awesome! Hilarious! You have to have one! Okay, so maybe you don't need to have one, but I still think the Dick Towel is pretty fucking funny. Even though I would never purchase a novelty item like this, I'm loving the consciously bad acting in the commercial. And yes, this is an actual product.
Concerned about your dick size? Maybe you should get a Dick Towel and show off the hung side of it. I'm sure no one would notice. I mean, look at how realistic those cartoon penises are…
– Dewitt
UPDATE: Ha! I didn't even realize this was related to It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Maybe I need to start watching that show? I hear it's great.
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