In Which Francesco D’Macho Seduces The Cable Guy…

Those cable guy fantasies never really worked for me. This is largely due to the fact that I’ve never encountered a hot cable guy. It’s not like they don’t exist! I’ve heard firsthand stories about such escapades, in which a situation quickly evolved from Comcastic to cumtastic.

One of my old fuck buddies swore up and down that his cable guy “accidentally” walked into the bathroom while he was getting out of the shower. He apologized profusely for his mistake, and then fucked him with his nine inch dick. There are probably other details of this story that I’m forgetting. But the important part was the nine inch dick.

I mean, really! If my cable guy whipped out a huge schlong or looked anything like this dude with Francesco D’Macho, I’d be all up in his grill trying to get his dick inside of me. Want a glass of water? How about a gallon of lube? When was the last time your wife sucked you off? Can I be of service to you? And this is only the beginning of my list of questions.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Stag Homme Studios

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581 thoughts on “In Which Francesco D’Macho Seduces The Cable Guy…

  1. My Hot, UPS guy flirts with me every time he delivers but, I never have the nerve to make a move (grab his ass 😉

    Do cable-guys carry blindfolds & condoms with them while on-the-job ?  ;-)lol

  2. Actually, I did have a cute, blond, kinda twinkish cable guy install the cable at my old house. What’s weird is that 5 years later when I moved, the same kid showed up to change my service from the old place.

    Sadly, nothing happened; he didn’t even remember having ever seen me before. Oh well.

  3. I had a few hot service guys do work in my condo.  Several years ago i had a toliet replaced, and the guy was this cute slim guy with ice blue/grey eyes.  Not only was he great to look at, he also was very personalable with a great smile.  The great part was he didn’t have a problem bending over sticking his ass out while he was on his knees.  Great ass, so of course i gave him a big tip.

  4. I hooked up with a guy that works for the telephone company. Granted I was at a hotel and met him online, but he came over straight after he got off work and was still in his uniform. That was hot…. and he was a huge freak!

  5. Dear Francesco D’Macho,
    You’re really hot with hair.
    Please grow it back.
    I still love you though.

  6. Back when I lived in an apartment, the landlord’s handyman was this really hot sorta-punkish guy.  My landlord was a real asshole that wouldn’t send anyone out until after you called several times.  I was having a problem with my shower, and after several calls the handyman finally showed up to fix the problem.  He felt so bad about me having to wait to get my problem fixed that we ended up having sex that day and several times after that.

  7. With hair or no hair, I love Fransesco. He can always be sweet and rough at the same time. Hot video.

  8. I recently had a tradesman in to measure countertops. They sent a very sexy Mexican man who was outstandingly handsome. He arrived on the wrong day and was so apologetic he asked to give me a hug. I agreed and the rest is history. He came back next week at the appointed time and we did it all over again. Unfortunately, the install was done by 2 Brazilians who didn’t connect like the man from Acalpulco. Fortunately I need to order 3 more countertops.

  9. Major, major blue collar fetish here, and it seems like 95% of the repair guys, plumbers, electricians, etc. here in Miami are drop-dead gorgeous built Cuban guys. But they all come off so straight I’ve never made a move. But I actually look forward to plumbing and electrical problems. It’s a treat. The plumbing guy in particular is married, has a kid and all, but whenever he comes over and he’s talking to me he casually squeezes his crotch. Is that a signal??

  10. Good god, that is the universal ‘wanna suck my cock’ signal.  You skipped that class back in high school, didn’t you? LOL

  11. I lived in an apartment complex with a handful of  handymen/gardeners/groundskeeper type.  They have an R&R unit right underneath my apartment.  One of the guys look like a clone of Franco Corelli: hot, buff and sweaty all the time.  Too bad he was never sent to my apartment.  I would have swallowed that cock whole before he can say hello. 

  12. LOL, guess I did. One time he came out of his van with what appeared to be an erection in his jeans. And still I did nothing. Come to think of it, the kitchen faucet handle just came off, and the shower drain is a little clogged. Should I…? 🙂

  13. I’m in lust with Francesco D’Macho….Good Lord, the things I would do to him If i ever got the chance. I’d take anyway i could get him. Damien Crosse is a lucky son-of-a-bitch.

  14. DeWitt, why do you always sound like such a vapid queen?  Get a life, you filthy whore.

  15. Sounds like he wants something for sure. Make the move (he probably won’t initiate since you’re the customer) and if it isn’t what he wants, it sounds like you’ve got a town full of other hot options. You have nothing to lose.

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