I know some of you crazy queens here in the US were up at 3:45 AM to watch Prince William marry the former Kate Middleton and to that I say, bitch you cray cray! I read somewhere (ok, I made this up) that 20% of the British public think the monarchy needs to go and all they really are is a vestige of a long-dead empire with a really ornate house and big hats. So who gives a shit about all of this?
Although, there IS one reason to retain a slight interest in the Royals — Prince Harry.
He’s the ginge sexy that makes my “arse” twitch (“arse” = “ass” in the UK, kids). Redheads were never a big turn-on for me until the ruddy-faced Prince Freckles first smirked at me from across the water. Suddenly, my boxer briefs were saying hello to pre-cum and I developed an odd fixation on the British tabloids. Harry’s wearing Nazi outfits to Halloween parties! Harry’s a sexy soldier! Harry is shit-faced down at the gay pub! He’s a rapscallion, that Harry (and obviously a cretin when it comes to costume choices)! And I just want to grab the big dumb lug by that ginge brushcut and bend him over the royal settee in the drawing room….you get what I’m sayin’.
So, yes, I am guilty of contributing to the geeky royal wedding madness. I’ve spent actual work hours trying to find pics of Harry with even the slightest hint of sexuality to share with you. I think the Spider-Man one is my fave. Enjoy!
– J. Harvey
To see sorta/kinda sexy pics of Prince Harry, Follow the JUMP: