If You Thought Bradley Cooper Was A Hot Piece Of Ass Before…

Bradley Cooper is jetting around the world to promote The Hangover II, and his Fuck, I’m Handsome Tour 2011 brought his ass to France. Where he fit right in! Did you know Bradley Cooper spoke fluent French? Holy merde! If this dude wasn’t extremely fuckable before, now he’s speaking to you in this incredibly romantic language? It’s just rolling off his tongue. What else is he “bi” at? And what else can he do that puts “French” before it?

Even his pronunciation of “Zach Galifianakis” had me creaming my jeans. This guy is James Bond!

– J. Harvey

For more pics and to hear the dashing Bradley speak French like he washed up on the banks of the Siene as a baby, Follow the JUMP:

25 thoughts on “If You Thought Bradley Cooper Was A Hot Piece Of Ass Before…

  1. Fuck me running!  I was in lust before, but now I think I have to go stalker on his fine ass! 

  2. Haha, good for me, since I’ve been told I look like Bradley Cooper on many occassions, et je parle français, mais pas trés bon comme ca.

  3. And people thought I was crazy to pick him to marry in this week’s Fuck/Marry/Block 😉

  4. Fuck. I would require him speak in French at least half the day were he with me.

    … why do they call it Very Bad Trip 2?

  5. I’m gonna have to go change him to my marry instead of my fuck…

    And I feel the need to jerk off to this interview.

  6. I’m melting into a pool on the floor right now….sweet heaven he’s so damn sexy & CUTE to begin with, now that he’s speaking French, it’s overwhelming!!!

  7. oui oui!
    I think I may have to consult my doctor, because watching him speak French WILL give me an erection lasting four hours or more….

  8. AFTER WATCHING BRADLEY SPEAK FRENCH IN THAT CLIP I HAD TO HAVE A CIGARETTE..NOW I HAVE AN ERECTION WHICH IS MAKING ME FANTASIZE ABOUT HIM FUCKING  ME WHILE YELLING OUT FILTHY FRENCH WORDS TO FORCE ME INTO TOTAL BONDAGE. ONE HOT FUCKER EVEN WITH HIS CLOTHES ON. THANKS FOR THAT!!!!

  9. I am picturing Bradley  on his back , legs spread wide screaming 4 my BLACKjackHAMMER 2 FUCK his tight white ass HARDER N french  !

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.